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Pain Transfer by Odeku(m): 3:14pm On May 23, 2006
Pain Transfer
>
>A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
>Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
>would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's
>father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both
>very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for
>starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the
>father had ever experienced before.
>
>However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
>doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the
>machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The
>doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well
>he was doing.
>
>At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to
>feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the
>wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
>pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
>She and her husband were ecstatic.
>
>When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
Re: Pain Transfer by Ddii(f): 3:17pm On May 23, 2006
oh !
oh !
there's gonna be serious trouble !
Re: Pain Transfer by thimbook2(m): 3:43pm On May 23, 2006
grin wink haba malam!

nice one
Re: Pain Transfer by micklplus(m): 4:18pm On May 23, 2006
Obviously shocked shocked
Na wah o
Nice joke
Cheers
Re: Pain Transfer by kajad(m): 4:21pm On May 23, 2006
You got me there lol grin grin grin
Re: Pain Transfer by senisho(m): 6:42pm On May 23, 2006
Na wa O! So na mail man pot am. shocked
Re: Pain Transfer by diddy4(m): 7:48pm On May 23, 2006
seen it b4,

still funny though
Re: Pain Transfer by beyunce(f): 9:37pm On May 23, 2006
Funny. did nt expect the mail man.

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