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| Tummy Tuck! by titosantin(m): 5:33pm On Dec 05, 2007 |
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured , she might as well make the most of it. She was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that car?" God Replied, "I didn't recognize you." |
| Re: Tummy Tuck! by Cecegrace(f): 5:37pm On Dec 05, 2007 |
Wow, greatest lesson of the century nothing goes for nothing |
| Re: Tummy Tuck! by Emperoh(m): 5:46pm On Dec 05, 2007 |
JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! MIGINES, ITUEN, TESSYBABY, SHOWBOBO, SUGA LIPS, BIGGERBOY, SAUCEKID. SOME ONE IS INFRINGING ON MY COPYRIGHT. CALL THE Nigerian Copyright Commission plesssssssssssssssssssssssssssse. COPY CAT COPY CAT COPY CAT COPY CAT RANK XEROX, RANK XERoX, RANK XEROX |
| Re: Tummy Tuck! by stefykarl: 4:02pm On Dec 06, 2007 |
even if he did muct you talk cant you shut up havent u copied someone b4 |
| Re: Tummy Tuck! by SugaLips(f): 7:35pm On Dec 06, 2007 |
stefykarl:Hey calm down. . .What's with the anger? |
| Re: Tummy Tuck! by Emperoh(m): 8:33pm On Dec 06, 2007 |
@ Stefykarl SO U SUPPORT PLAGIARISING. OK OHH PREPARE TO ANSWER AS AN ACCOMPLICE. WALKS OFF TO nIGERIAN COPYRIGHT COMMISSION OFFICE. AFTER THAT GOES TO EFCC AND ICPC. |
| Re: Tummy Tuck! by lekki2004(m): 11:29pm On Dec 10, 2007 |
God wouldn't have recognise the old woman.  |
| Re: Tummy Tuck! by topeteadr(m): 11:46pm On Dec 10, 2007 |
Sugadear, anyone wuld calm down once u are there. |
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