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Ever Been Embarrased? by OsunAmazon: 3:14am On May 21, 2008 |
What's your most embarrassing moment before the opposite sex in your lifetime? |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Binary(m): 3:26am On May 21, 2008 |
While must i be embarrassed? there u are! pls change ur style. |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by OsunAmazon: 3:28am On May 21, 2008 |
While must i be embarrassed? there u are! please change your style |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by bigfather(m): 3:33am On May 21, 2008 |
Ahhhh, very plenty but i'll share one with you. There was this day i went to a party ( afternoon party), i was having no underpant nor boxers on,so i went to use the gents and i forgot to zip up cause i was just in a hurry to get out,so when i got out,i noticed that the babes at the party were smiling at me and i was high and feeling cool about myself ( as a fine bobo ) and instead of me to go and sit my silly ass but i still went ahead strolling about not untill my friend told me my zipper was down. Baba O ! You can figure out the rest ! |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Damoche10: 2:26pm On May 21, 2008 |
In 1996 I think, I was straphing a babe one evening thinking I had locked the door of my room ( Actually that happens to be the first time I was sleeping with this babe). At the edge of the bed I made her sit on my thing while banging this babe. My dad just walked in while trying to call my name to do something for him. You can Imagine what happened afterwards. That act began the genesis of putting condom on our beds every month for the boys in our room. |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by buzyDiva(f): 2:32pm On May 21, 2008 |
Damoche10: LMAOOOOOOOOO . . . Ur old man is nice oh. u don't wanna know wat mine will do. |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by OsunAmazon: 4:49pm On May 21, 2008 |
Mine was farting in class in elementary school. Boy it was terrible, even the teacher ran out of the classroom. Lolol, if only mum wouldve stop feeding us with beans then. |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Nobody: 5:27pm On May 21, 2008 |
OsunAmazon: it seems you've gotten over farting as an embarassment - you fart on threads like its going out of business,your lovers fart in the heat of the moment. . . what do you expect from truckers nayway? their favorite staple is prolly baked beans |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by TheSly: 5:32pm On May 21, 2008 |
OsunAmazon:Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank God i wasn't eating when i was readin' this post!!!. . . . . . |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Nobody: 5:38pm On May 21, 2008 |
OsunAmazon:roflmao! This One Is Dedicated To The Oh So Gaseous OsunAmazon AKA Funmi, Enjoy Oh no Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think I farted again, I made people leave, Offended my friends. Oh baby, I just gave it a push, I didnt know it was that serious, I could knock down wild horses, It smells so fragrant to me. Oh baby, baby Oops, I'm breaking some wind, I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed, Oh baby, baby, Please don't think I'm a hog, I swear its the dog, I've got that flatulence. "Funmi- before you go on stage there's somthing I want you tohave" "Oh, Its beautiful! But wait a minute, isnt this, ?" "Yes. Yes it is. Gas-x and Beano. I went to the pharmacy to getit for you." "Oh, you shouldnt have!" "I had no choice, baby!" Oops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart, There's no-one to blame, oh baby, Oops, there's a sulphorus gas escaping my ass, I've got that flatulence. (Loud farting noise) Oops, |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Nobody: 5:40pm On May 21, 2008 |
roflmao ibkaye d nairaland youngest musician |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Sery: 5:44pm On May 21, 2008 |
Just now - I was discussing with my boss and my stomach started growling - you know the really loud musical ones. At first I tried to ignore it but I could no longer keep a straight face. Then, my other colleague did a silent fart, but of course, when the smell hit the room everyone glared accusingly at yours truly ! Sooooooooooooooooo embarrassing . |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Nobody: 5:47pm On May 21, 2008 |
@ibkaye copyright infringement! oops i must have farted again . . i made u believ we're more than just friends. . . i posted this as a reply to the trickling stream( get it)'s overtures to me. . .she has a thing for men that pass wind - the loud and smellier, the better that's what she finds attractive |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Nobody: 5:48pm On May 21, 2008 |
oyb:Hehehe, all thanks to my first love, google |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Nobody: 6:16pm On May 21, 2008 |
I was walking on the street, a heavy wind blew and my skirt rose up, the boys hanging around just stood there mopping. . . can't they close their eyes |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Seun(m): 6:18pm On May 21, 2008 |
Next time wear jeans. |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by TheSly: 6:20pm On May 21, 2008 |
stillwater:For what? are we praying? Its like telling us to close our eyes while driving. . . . . Its impossib[b]UU[/b] 1 Like |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by ztyle(m): 6:21pm On May 21, 2008 |
stillwater:. . Laffinq my yanch Out, Bad Wind! @Seun . . . . . .No she should wear leggis next time! . . lol |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Antidote1(f): 6:23pm On May 21, 2008 |
Well two winters ago, I had to go to work earlier than usual. I got up and ventured downstairs, unwilling to put on the lights I put my boots on and left. I got to the city and was walking on 6th Ave, and found it rather strange that everyone in the opposite direction kept staring at me. Anyway, I continued on my way. Upon entering the lobby of my first client, I caught a glimpe of myself in the mirror and almost passed out! There I was, beautiful attired with each boot on the wrong foot. .I looked and felt so retarded, I almost cried, |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Nobody: 6:27pm On May 21, 2008 |
Lmao!!!!! That was funny Seun:You don't wear jeans everyday now The Sly: Keep quiet |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by ztyle(m): 6:30pm On May 21, 2008 |
Stillwater - it's ok aleast its of the past now! Seun & Sly plz leave her alone! . . .lol i can't quit laffinq |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by kingkams(m): 6:34pm On May 21, 2008 |
stillwater: @ Poster, Believe me, you'll do just the same if you were in their shoes.Maybe even more, who knows |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Nobody: 6:41pm On May 21, 2008 |
stillwater: guess it means there was somehing nice to look at if you were 300 plus with spae tires etal, they'd prolly have closed their eyes like u wanted |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by Nobody: 9:50pm On May 21, 2008 |
You're not serious. |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by cescky(m): 11:08pm On May 21, 2008 |
mine was during nysc,my room mate brought in this girl,he was trying to do unfortunatly the girl was frottin that they just meet blablabla,after some time we got talking and i found out she is afriend of my sis( during allthis period i was on my bed wearing only boxers and coverd with my cover cloth)she was on my room mates bed(room mate was out) which is adjacent to my bed, so while we were talking i was lying down and she was facing me,suddenly i decided to cover my self well with the wrapper and decided to change postion on the bed then droop my balls fell out from my boxers all the while we were talking she was jst lookin at my balls ,until i decided to readjust again after about 15 minutes thats when i realised my property out side ,sharp sharp i carry my load back |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by welli(f): 11:24pm On May 21, 2008 |
lol. . . .hahahahha.very funny cescky.abeg mk una nor use laff kill me ohh |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by cescky(m): 11:31pm On May 21, 2008 |
@ welli am serious ,the girl been just dey there de look am, another one is in my former place of work,we deal with a lot of peps so thankfully it was during closing ours,i went to pee and forgot to zip up i walked around the office for like 3 minutes (very spacious office and we deal with around 100 to 300 persons per day) b4 one of the girls that washes the toilet told me zip up , i was shocked, imagine if this happend during middle of wrkin hrs with like 300 people staring at ,i for faint |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by welli(f): 11:34pm On May 21, 2008 |
lol. . . u ve been too careless wit dat "tin"ohh nor let God vex take am back ohh.very funny though |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by cescky(m): 11:39pm On May 21, 2008 |
@ welli not my fault , its quite heavy |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by welli(f): 11:46pm On May 21, 2008 |
funny you cescky |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by cescky(m): 11:57pm On May 21, 2008 |
@ welli what are you doin this late, |
Re: Ever Been Embarrased? by OsunAmazon: 2:56am On May 22, 2008 |
Next time wear jeansShe has the right to wear anything she wants to wear, it's the looking boys that have no right to look at her because it entails an invasion of privacy even though it's outside, |
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