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Check Out SCRIPTURE TOASTING by Jay60(m): 1:10pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Scripture toasting BOY: Do you have a boyfriend? GIRL: Nope, i don't have one. BOY: Gen 2:18 "The lord God said, it is not good for a man to be alone, i wil make a helper suitable for him GIRL: "But i don't love you BOY: 1 John 4:8 whoever does not love,does not know God, because God is love. GIRL: & how do i know you mean those words? BOY: Mathew 12:34 for out of the abundance of the hearth mouth speaks. GIRL: but how can i be sure that you're loyal& honest? BOY Mark 13:31 "heaven & earth will pass away but my words will never pass away GIRL: But why me? There are alot of girls out there BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all. GIRL: But what is in me that yu like? BOY: Song of solomon 4:7 "you are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you" GIRL: But i'm not all that beautiful you're exaggerating BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "chram is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised GIRL: What happens if i say yes. BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother & they shall become one flesh GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much BOY: Joshua 1;8 This book of law shall not depart from your mouth but you shall meditate on it day & night so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you make your way prosperous and you will have good succes" GIRL: Woow, I can see you really love God BOY: Psalm 34:8 oh, taste and see that lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in him. GIRL: mmm. Ok please give time to think about it BOY: Philipian 4:8 "finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever honourable, whatever is just, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise think about this thing GIRL: oww I love you already BOY: Revelation 22:21 "Amen" |
Re: Check Out SCRIPTURE TOASTING by liloelawwal(m): 1:15pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
hahahahahahahahaahaahahah......am laughing in french |
Re: Check Out SCRIPTURE TOASTING by sirshyllon: 1:38pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Nice |
Re: Check Out SCRIPTURE TOASTING by toygod2: 10:47am On Jul 17, 2013 |
hehehe, i raff |
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