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| Hair Dryer by ayusman16(m): 8:43am On May 24, 2008 |
THE HAIR DRYER A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her: Woman: "Father, may I ask a favor?" Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you?" Woman: "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me………. Under your robe perhaps?" Priest: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. Custom Officer: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" Priest: "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, Custom Officer: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" Priest: "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) "Go ahead, Father." Next! Now……………………………………… truly, did the priest lie? |
| Re: Hair Dryer by xammy(m): 10:06am On May 24, 2008 |
no |
| Re: Hair Dryer by akinsadeez(m): 10:11am On May 24, 2008 |
 nice joke bro.I dont think the father lied at all,he was just being smart in colouring the truth.keep it up |
| Re: Hair Dryer by ayusman16(m): 3:12pm On May 24, 2008 |
Him nick name na Odenson! |
| Re: Hair Dryer by Jeovy(m): 7:54pm On May 24, 2008 |
That priest dey go hell  |
| Re: Hair Dryer by Nobody: 11:30am On May 25, 2008 |
l[/b]eir [b]o[b] l[/b]eir |
| Re: Hair Dryer by Nobody: 11:55am On May 25, 2008 |
9ice 1, what if they had discovered the instrument, gongo would have so. |
| Re: Hair Dryer by superboi(m): 12:24pm On May 25, 2008 |
o boi dat guy na real father,,,,see as im use de custom mman head.nice one |
| Re: Hair Dryer by clemcykul(f): 12:46pm On May 26, 2008 |
hmmm |
| Re: Hair Dryer by ayusman16(m): 1:03pm On May 26, 2008 |
@Clemcy, hw u dey? It's been quite awhile. Hope u settled that issue with that woman wey u wound the husband to death? |
| Re: Hair Dryer by clemcykul(f): 1:28pm On May 26, 2008 |
yesso i did how have u been mate? heard all your neigbours daughters are pregnant  ol boi i hail omy lectures are working |
| Re: Hair Dryer by ayusman16(m): 1:51pm On May 26, 2008 |
Infact heh! na inside bush i dey hide now as their papas dey look for me with cutlass. U see wetin ur lecture cause? |
| Re: Hair Dryer by clemcykul(f): 2:04pm On May 26, 2008 |
lmao |
| Re: Hair Dryer by krama(m): 2:50pm On May 26, 2008 |
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| Re: Hair Dryer by kayowalemi(m): 2:54pm On May 26, 2008 |
| Drug baron go need that kin father 4 dem job |
| Re: Hair Dryer by olulu(m): 4:15pm On May 27, 2008 |
marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." hmmmmmmm what instrument are u talking abt o, cos dem fit b two tin involved here o |
| Re: Hair Dryer by kayowalemi(m): 4:48pm On May 27, 2008 |
all of d above |
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