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| A Woman's Electronic Hair Dryer by Labans(m): 10:40am On Feb 23, 2007 |
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limit, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!" * |
| Re: A Woman's Electronic Hair Dryer by iice(f): 1:23pm On Feb 23, 2007 |
 Marvelous instrument indeed |
| Re: A Woman's Electronic Hair Dryer by cuteass1(f): 1:30pm On Feb 23, 2007 |
that was something, lmao |
| Re: A Woman's Electronic Hair Dryer by kingkams(m): 2:48pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
WOW. So father self get concept. Nice one. |
| Re: A Woman's Electronic Hair Dryer by saucekid(m): 4:35pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
LMSFBO nice one jare, at least the father na scope man |
| Re: A Woman's Electronic Hair Dryer by ploduwa(m): 5:25pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
at least someone got the real sense of humour we are talking about. More bro, i like it |
| Re: A Woman's Electronic Hair Dryer by showbobo(m): 6:08pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
;d ;d |
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