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Wife 1.0 Software Tutorials by aliakibu(m): 9:13am On May 27, 2008
MARRIAGE SOFTWARE

This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst

(Marriage Software Division):

Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help!
I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began
unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during systems initialization
and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf
5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever
selected,
for the complete story goto

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Re: Wife 1.0 Software Tutorials by Jeovy(m): 9:25am On May 27, 2008
Why didnt you complete the lifting oga

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