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Unfortunate Hooker by Darkchild(m): 1:03am On May 26, 2006 |
An Old one joke. Enjoy!!!! A man desperate for a goodtime with a hooker, goes to a red light district. He sees a hooker and then asks her for her rate's? 'How much?' She says '£5/round on the ground, £10/round standing and £30/round on bed'. Happy at the answer, the man gives her £30. The hooker replies, 'My type of Man - Classy!! so 1 round on bed?'. The man screams and says nooo!!!!!!! Six rounds on ground!!!! |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by ToyM28(f): 1:35am On May 26, 2006 |
hey well done u tried. D guy sounds like a nigerian calarbar man (no offence 2 the calabars). Nice joke wasnt expecting it. |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by Darkchild(m): 1:37am On May 26, 2006 |
Glad someone has enjoyed it. Thanx Bro. Thot it would be outdated. |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by Darkchild(m): 1:38am On May 26, 2006 |
Sorry. Tanx Sis!!!! Pardon Moi |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by micklplus(m): 8:32am On May 26, 2006 |
me too, six rounds on ground ! nice one Cheers |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by ToyM28(f): 1:49pm On May 26, 2006 |
Darkchild: Wat can i say, at least u showed appreciation. Bro |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by diddy4(m): 3:47pm On May 27, 2006 |
nice joke. bravo. |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by ereyomi: 4:09pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
@ poster, hahahahahahahahahahahaha classic!!!!i am loving this joke lmao here !!! |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by Abbeycity4(f): 4:35pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
9ice joke |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by Jelectric(m): 4:42pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
nice one!! |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by lucillia90: 4:47pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
it shld be reverse, on ground should be more expensive than in bed |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by Abbeycity4(f): 5:18pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
lol hw do u mean? |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by sylve11: 7:45pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
exactly wat i mean |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by lordjoe(m): 7:50pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
it seems u spend much tym with them, this one you know the prices of both bed and ground. |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by bashydemy(m): 8:30pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
Abbey_city:lord of Ajasa joke |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by bydot1(m): 5:33am On Sep 26, 2009 |
see dat ya flat head |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by bashydemy(m): 8:56am On Sep 26, 2009 |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by D1KeleVra(m): 6:25pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
ToyM28: no offence taken |
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by bydot1(m): 12:34am On Sep 28, 2009 |
free me nw |
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