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Unfortunate Hooker by Darkchild(m): 1:03am On May 26, 2006
An Old one joke. Enjoy!!!!

A man desperate for a goodtime with a hooker, goes to a red light district.
He sees a hooker and then asks her for her rate's? 'How much?'

She says '£5/round on the ground, £10/round standing and £30/round on bed'.
Happy at the answer, the man gives her £30.

The hooker replies, 'My type of Man - Classy!! so 1 round on bed?'.

The man screams and says nooo!!!!!!! Six rounds on ground!!!!
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by ToyM28(f): 1:35am On May 26, 2006
hey well done u tried. D guy sounds like a nigerian calarbar man (no offence 2 the calabars). Nice joke wasnt expecting it. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by Darkchild(m): 1:37am On May 26, 2006
Glad someone has enjoyed it. Thanx Bro. Thot it would be outdated.
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by Darkchild(m): 1:38am On May 26, 2006
Sorry. Tanx Sis!!!! wink Pardon Moi
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by micklplus(m): 8:32am On May 26, 2006
me too, six rounds on ground !
nice one
Cheers cheesy
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by ToyM28(f): 1:49pm On May 26, 2006
Darkchild:

Sorry. Tanx Sis!!!! wink Pardon Moi

Wat can i say, at least u showed appreciation. Bro wink wink
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by diddy4(m): 3:47pm On May 27, 2006
nice joke. bravo. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by ereyomi: 4:09pm On Sep 25, 2009
@ poster,
hahahahahahahahahahahaha classic!!!!i am loving this joke lmao here grin grin grin grin!!!
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by Abbeycity4(f): 4:35pm On Sep 25, 2009
9ice joke  cheesy
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by Jelectric(m): 4:42pm On Sep 25, 2009
nice one!! grin grin
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by lucillia90: 4:47pm On Sep 25, 2009
it shld be reverse, on ground should be more expensive than in bed grin
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by Abbeycity4(f): 5:18pm On Sep 25, 2009
lol hw do u mean?
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by sylve11: 7:45pm On Sep 25, 2009
exactly wat i mean grin cool
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by lordjoe(m): 7:50pm On Sep 25, 2009
it seems u spend much tym with them, this one you know the prices of both bed and ground.
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by bashydemy(m): 8:30pm On Sep 25, 2009
Abbey_city:

9ice joke  cheesy
lord of Ajasa joke
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by bydot1(m): 5:33am On Sep 26, 2009
see dat ya flat head
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by bashydemy(m): 8:56am On Sep 26, 2009
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by D1KeleVra(m): 6:25pm On Sep 27, 2009
ToyM28:

hey well done u tried. D guy sounds like a nigerian calarbar man (no offence 2 the calabars). Nice joke wasnt expecting it. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

no offence taken smiley tongue
Re: Unfortunate Hooker by bydot1(m): 12:34am On Sep 28, 2009
free me nw

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