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Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by tlinks(m): 12:03pm On Dec 18, 2006 |
![]() aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned ! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair." |
Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by whiteroses(f): 12:17pm On Dec 18, 2006 |
mrs jones lips need a little trimming 1 Like |
Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by vizion: 2:11pm On Dec 18, 2006 |
u got me laughing hard |
Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by feyitai(f): 2:53pm On Jan 05, 2007 |
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Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by iice(f): 2:59pm On Jan 05, 2007 |
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Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by mukina2: 3:05pm On Jan 05, 2007 |
iice you sure say you nor be mrs jones ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by Pamperme: 3:09pm On Jan 05, 2007 |
very dangerous ![]() ![]() |
Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by Tattianne(f): 5:46pm On Jan 08, 2007 |
Mrs Jones? ![]() Nice one there tlinks |
Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by angelz(f): 11:59am On Jan 09, 2007 |
Cant stop laughin, n if l do stop, am sure l'l kip smilin. This 1 tin dat has made me lauf dis wk. |
Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by angelz(f): 11:59am On Jan 09, 2007 |
Cant stop laughin, n if l do stop, am sure l'l kip smilin. This 1 tin dat has made me lauf dis wk. |
Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by eslynera(f): 11:34pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
mhhhhh ![]() |
Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by fatliar(m): 2:15am On Jan 13, 2007 |
keep it up buss ![]() |
Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by oksanaz(m): 4:02pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
this is indeed funny |
Re: Dont Ask What Might Cause U Trouble. by Beautygyal(f): 1:34am On Jan 15, 2007 |
lolll am so happy she doesn't noe me ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
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