Two young boys stole a bag of oranges from the village market.
They decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot,
But they had to scale a big gate to enter the cemetery.
As they were scaling the gate two oranges fell out of the bag and were
left behind by the fence.


A farmer who was coming from the farm passing near the cementary fence,
heard the following conversation going on in the cementary:
One for me - One for you (Distribution of the loot),
One for me - One for you, on and on


He begins to wonder at what is going on in the cementary at that late
evening, he immediately ran as fast as he could to the local priest.
He said "Father James come with me and witness God and Satan sharing
corpses at the Cemetery"-
They both ran back to the cemetery and stood by the fence and the voices
continued:


"One for me - One for you"
Suddenly one of the voice said "Let's get the two at the fence "
(meaning the Oranges that fell)
One of Father James shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of
sending this mail.


Who wan die?



Father was the first to take off.


If na you nko! who wan die.

@mimee noodles ur joke is stale but good
oya clap for your self

@ clemcykul

Thanks i appreciate it,

clap wetin. this joke is as old as the solar system itself.

@ manickal
same to u

yes mimee dat was kull same to the mania kal

@clemcykul

u don join forces against me abi ??