Akpa ife:
Must u insult him n GEJ is like u r an enemy of progress,if Govt wat 2 bring development u talk rubbish when them fail u still talk wht is wrong wt u

haabaa, u dey vex oh, but GEJ himself talk sey d next generation wll take Naija to moon, so they want to design d Propeller, laugh in ganga

when the product of our striking universities manufacture plane, mr namadi sambo, you go gree enter am

Aigbofa: We can put him and GEJ in it and send them towards the Antarctica.

lol

I use God dey beg una. Make una no produce o!

simdam500: i love jokes

I remember Dunlop used to manufacture only TYRES in Nigeria.
Nepa castrated them.
Enough said.

But wait O,Guys..............

As our VP MR Sambo stood to make that speech........

He was wearing imported

-Fabric
-Wristwatch
-Shoes
-Handkerchief
-perfume
-Deodorant
-Boxers(dats if he wears them-apologies Berem)
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The toothpick he used that morning...
The wine he drank that day.........
The phone he uses........
The car that brought him there......

The Generator that powered his house and office......
The fuel in the GEN.......
The condom he used last night nko?.........
All the electronics in his house and office......
The Microphone he used to make the announcement....
The cameras filming him........
The toilet paper he used that morning........
The Gun and security gadgets his security guys were carrying....



Omo,I don tire...........let me order another plate of Nkwobi with one more Gulder jare!!!!

Nigeria imports toothpicks and matches among other crazy things, now the vice-president wants to start making aircraft. I will board it when I get to 150 years old, by then it won't be too early to meet my creator.

karl max:


http://www.channelstv.com/home/2013/07/30/nigerians-will-soon-produce-an-aircraft-vice-president-sambo/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Sambo u are going to be among the firz set of people to board d craft.

AMEN#

Anoda cow saying wat is of no importance to d poor

i hope it works out well
www.aktor365.blog.com

Air Crash??

sambos994: We make military vehicles, cars, boats, satellites, i think we can make an aircraft.

what satellite ? if there is one, what is it doing in space right now?

We already had witchcraft, why trying to produce another craft the witches will sure be angry
craft is craft so far they are both flying and landing

nonsense man. person wey never produce bicycle dey plan aeroplane. yeye full pdp.

gidjah: Y NOT, WIT. all hands on deck.

which deck be that na...

Haba! We already suffering by our own winchcraft! Any aircraft made here needs to be tested first with robot pilots and passengers!

malele: I was there when sambo made the announcement, he wanted to say. Benin witchcraft not air planes

Ewobi. Ovbukho.

Anyway,I do not believe in witchcraft.

..aircraft or Kites?

Is lyk fasting day heat mr vp wen it make dis asertion. Bt if he meant wat him say then the 1st set of passengers onboard d aircraft wil b gej, sambo, patience, amina, mark, ngozi, maku, wike, susuwam,akpabio, dickson, nd danbaba sutai wil b d pilot

Sambo. Shud go n sleep,mayb na slp dey worri am

When our engineering graduates don't even know what a spanner looks like? Abeg park well run away slave sambo craze people want drive Nigerians crazy.

When common vulcanizer sabi pressure measurement pass out read to know sort to pass engineering graduates..

sambo oshi...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWOyM9Axn-w

Kenyan Builds Aeroplane

Tolexander: Na the president and vice president go first dey on board when testing the aircraft.

...and dis reminds me of Aziza and that Governor(name witheld). May der souls rest in peace.

0lumide: When our engineering graduates don't even know what a spanner looks like? Abeg park well run away slave sambo craze people want drive Nigerians crazy.

When common vulcanizer sabi pressure measurement pass out read to know sort to pass engineering graduates..

sambo oshi...

I weep for Naija

He's been too quite for sometimes in his idle office. He needed to remain relevant in government; hence the jargons. He might be referring to paper kite.

Mooaloji: Is lyk fasting day heat mr vp wen it make dis asertion. Bt if he meant wat him say then the 1st set of passengers onboard d aircraft wil b gej, sambo, patience, amina, mark, ngozi, maku, wike, susuwam,akpabio, dickson, nd danbaba sutai wil b d pilot

lmafoo. Buhari and Tinubu go dey ontop dey engine.

simpleseyi: Nigeria imports toothpicks and matches among other crazy things, now the vice-president wants to start making aircraft. I will board it when I get to 150 years old, by then it won't be too early to meet my creator.

Nigeria does not imports toothpick and matches.
Na wa o.
Where do you people get this stories from?

The VP was talking about airplane components,which is very different from building an airplane.
Besides,what's so complex about an airplane?

nigerians prefer stable light to all these nonsense

solomon111: The VP was talking about airplane components,which is very different from building an airplane.
Besides,what's so complex about an airplane?

Seems you are new in this goddamn country. Well, i see dis as a plot to send people to their early grave.

amiskurie: if I hear!

My tots exactly