It was yesterday 30th of july 2013. While we were on break. My boss mr friedel an american was discussing with his manager mr chuks. During the discussion, he dropped an envelope containing $35,000 on his car. After the discussion he entered the car and drove off forgetting the envelope on the car. Before he could move for about 20metres, the envelpe fell off. A friend of mine saw it and picked it. He kept it away from everybody for one week waiting for mr friedel's arrival. As soon as he arrived, this good nigerian retured the money to him. The following conversation ensued between them. Jerry: sir this is ur money that fell from ur car....expecting a warm appreciation, the white man replied. " U can never be rich again. I taught nigerians are wise. Get the Bleep outta my sight. Thank Goodness my little cash is back.

Why not me?