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A Family Conversation by Abbygyal(f): 9:23pm On May 29, 2008 |
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?' The surprised Father answers, 'Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50 they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry'. This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers ' Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s to 40s, it is like a birch, flexible and reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas Tree.' 'A Christmas Tree?' 'Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration |
Re: A Family Conversation by krama(m): 12:24am On May 30, 2008 |
Re: A Family Conversation by Jeovy(m): 8:44am On May 30, 2008 |
Thats baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Abbygyal |
Re: A Family Conversation by Abbygyal(f): 11:36am On May 30, 2008 |
lol |
Re: A Family Conversation by clemcykul(f): 4:42pm On May 30, 2008 |
damn! lol |
Re: A Family Conversation by bbchamz(m): 5:17pm On May 30, 2008 |
lol ahn ahn |
Re: A Family Conversation by Abbygyal(f): 5:29pm On May 30, 2008 |
@ bbc hamz wetin dey |
Re: A Family Conversation by olulu(m): 5:36pm On May 30, 2008 |
hmmmm, abby girl, there sum trees u aint seen yet, am willin to take u on a private tour, just u and me, its exclusive nice one girlfriend |
Re: A Family Conversation by Abbygyal(f): 5:38pm On May 30, 2008 |
@olulu k am ready when u r ready except 4 one thing! |
Re: A Family Conversation by eiete(f): 5:45pm On May 30, 2008 |
Lol! Am in stitches. Still holding my belle. God! that was funny. |
Re: A Family Conversation by clemcykul(f): 12:16pm On May 31, 2008 |
laff well dear, after the heart break, u need more than lafter |
Re: A Family Conversation by Nobody: 12:34pm On May 31, 2008 |
lol good one |
Re: A Family Conversation by Nobody: 2:18pm On May 31, 2008 |
Na wa o |
Re: A Family Conversation by clemcykul(f): 3:03pm On May 31, 2008 |
for ur life? |
Re: A Family Conversation by Nobody: 6:09pm On May 31, 2008 |
For the Family Conversation |
Re: A Family Conversation by olulu(m): 4:24pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
Abbygyal: one thing? hmmmmm anythin 4u baby |
Re: A Family Conversation by replenish(f): 5:13pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: A Family Conversation by jany(f): 5:49pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
thats a good one |
Re: A Family Conversation by jany(f): 5:53pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
thats a good one jany: |
Re: A Family Conversation by CrazyMan(m): 8:27pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
cool |
Re: A Family Conversation by CrazyMan(m): 8:32pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
I just can't stop laughing |
Re: A Family Conversation by mykali(m): 8:41pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
no be small thing. |
Re: A Family Conversation by ituen(m): 8:42pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
Make una hold am oh |
Re: A Family Conversation by clemcykul(f): 4:43pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
lol how u dey iteun |
Re: A Family Conversation by Abbygyal(f): 7:29pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
Re: A Family Conversation by saucekid2: 7:32pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
why u dey cry? dem tif ur sweet? |
Re: A Family Conversation by mohawkchic(f): 7:33pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
~lmao~ |
Re: A Family Conversation by saucekid2: 7:35pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
wetin dey lmao you? |
Re: A Family Conversation by Abbygyal(f): 7:52pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
lmao @saucekid dnt let me, , mind yourself |
Re: A Family Conversation by kenypumpin: 7:54pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
@abbygal wetin do u? |
Re: A Family Conversation by Abbygyal(f): 7:57pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
@kenny pumpkin are u alrite just kiddin wats poppin jare my liitle bitch u knw i would always love u |
Re: A Family Conversation by kenypumpin: 7:58pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
WTF which levels na abby? anywayz hw u dey? |
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