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For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by unclebros: 4:32pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
A man was to be sentenced in one of the nigerian court, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say? Guess? ![]() Fear God, Make money, No limits!!! |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by romsky: 4:35pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
brb |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by mamagee6(f): 12:09am On Aug 26, 2009 |
I don't get the joke. |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by mandiiee(f): 6:32am On Aug 26, 2009 |
he said " you'll sentence me to 6 yrs in prison" , long explanation |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by tytylayor: 6:40am On Aug 26, 2009 |
ulcerbros, u smart well well ![]() |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by romsky: 8:49am On Aug 26, 2009 |
ow u go say person wey call imself uncle + brother smart na real wa 4 u |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by clemcykul(f): 10:33am On Aug 26, 2009 |
@unclebros try harder, u gats to brush up real gud |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by donsponky(m): 10:51am On Aug 26, 2009 |
that joke no fllow at alll ![]() |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by bydot1(m): 10:56am On Aug 26, 2009 |
Unkulu broses, better luck next time. |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by blissieng(f): 12:25pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
What's the end of the matter? |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by tytylayor: 12:35pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
romade: y u dey vex? na ulcerbros i see, i no see uncle |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by blissieng(f): 12:36pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
u wey eye dey pain? |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by bydot1(m): 12:40pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Which of d defect has she got? |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by Abbeycity4(f): 12:51pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Roflmao!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by tytylayor: 12:54pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
@bli, eye no pain me, i no get any uncle for here, so i no expect to c any |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 12:58pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
@uncle-dull And u ASKED the very smartest of peepz on here to read this ![]() U must be very sick!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() U must fink we're supid!! My laugh testicles ain't finding it funny @ all |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by kodylicky(f): 2:37pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
"[sub]wasted time"[/sub] |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by blissieng(f): 2:45pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
see waramean? wat has testicles got to do wiff laugh? |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 2:54pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
taketh it easy lioness. . .no one asked u to roar I was ONLY tryna mk meself laff @ a clueless, baseless joke but couldnt!! ![]() |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by blissieng(f): 2:57pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
sometimes I wonder where you guys get raps like that. . . "taketh it easy lioness. . .no one asked u to roar" ![]() Is that supposed to work? ![]() U gatto be kiddin' me! |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 3:00pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
so wht r u feeling like?? Abeg shift make i see road!! LMYO!! but seriously i sorta have a thingy for u. . .you're sorta brute but reserved |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by Bbeee: 3:29pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
hmmmm ![]() ![]() |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 3:32pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Bbeee:wat r u on abt ![]() |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by Bbeee: 3:33pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
v3nom4eva: u really dnt wnt 2 know |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 3:42pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Bbeee:pray,do tell!! ![]() ![]() |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by Bbeee: 3:44pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
nAAhhhhh ![]() amebo |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 3:48pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
thot that's a woman/ladies job?? ![]() nice profile pic Hope that'z not Ur butt my broda'z lookin @?? |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by Bbeee: 3:50pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
wetin u be? |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 3:55pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
human being,person, man. . . ![]() and u?? |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by unclebros: 4:07pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Whats wrong with you guys, i asked a questions and you start to yab one another. na wah for una ooh |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by Abbeycity4(f): 4:15pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
v3nom4eva: Na only God go helep u o ![]() |
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 4:39pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
@abbey would u quit following me around?? ![]() ![]() |
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