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For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by unclebros: 4:32pm On Aug 25, 2009
A man was to be sentenced in one of the nigerian court, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

Guess? grin


Fear God, Make money, No limits!!!
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by romsky: 4:35pm On Aug 25, 2009
brb
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by mamagee6(f): 12:09am On Aug 26, 2009
I don't get the joke.
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by mandiiee(f): 6:32am On Aug 26, 2009
he said " you'll sentence me to 6 yrs in prison" ,

long explanation
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by tytylayor: 6:40am On Aug 26, 2009
ulcerbros, u smart well well wink :d :d
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by romsky: 8:49am On Aug 26, 2009
ow u go say person wey call imself uncle + brother smart
na real wa 4 u
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by clemcykul(f): 10:33am On Aug 26, 2009
@unclebros
try harder, u gats to brush up real gud
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by donsponky(m): 10:51am On Aug 26, 2009
that joke no fllow at alll sad
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by bydot1(m): 10:56am On Aug 26, 2009
Unkulu broses, better luck next time.
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by blissieng(f): 12:25pm On Aug 26, 2009
What's the end of the matter?
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by tytylayor: 12:35pm On Aug 26, 2009
romade:

ow u go say person wey call imself uncle + brother smart
na real wa 4 u


y u dey vex? na ulcerbros i see, i no see uncle
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by blissieng(f): 12:36pm On Aug 26, 2009
u wey eye dey pain?
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by bydot1(m): 12:40pm On Aug 26, 2009
Which of d defect has she got?
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by Abbeycity4(f): 12:51pm On Aug 26, 2009
Roflmao!!! grin grin grin grin
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by tytylayor: 12:54pm On Aug 26, 2009
@bli, eye no pain me, i no get any uncle for here, so i no expect to c any
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 12:58pm On Aug 26, 2009
@uncle-dull

And u ASKED the very smartest of peepz on here to read this

U must be very sick!!! angry angry angry

U must fink we're supid!!

My laugh testicles ain't finding it funny @ all
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by kodylicky(f): 2:37pm On Aug 26, 2009
"[sub]wasted time"[/sub]
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by blissieng(f): 2:45pm On Aug 26, 2009
see waramean?

wat has testicles got to do wiff laugh?
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 2:54pm On Aug 26, 2009
taketh it easy lioness. . .no one asked u to roar

I was ONLY tryna mk meself laff @ a clueless, baseless joke but couldnt!! angry
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by blissieng(f): 2:57pm On Aug 26, 2009
sometimes I wonder where you guys get raps like that. . .

"taketh it easy lioness. . .no one asked u to roar"

tongue

Is that supposed to work?
shocked
U gatto be kiddin' me!
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 3:00pm On Aug 26, 2009
so wht r u feeling like??

Abeg shift make i see road!! LMYO!!

but seriously i sorta have a thingy for u. . .you're sorta brute but reserved
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by Bbeee: 3:29pm On Aug 26, 2009
hmmmm undecided
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 3:32pm On Aug 26, 2009
Bbeee:

hmmmm undecided
wat r u on abt
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by Bbeee: 3:33pm On Aug 26, 2009
v3nom4eva:

wat r u on abt

u really dnt wnt 2 know
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 3:42pm On Aug 26, 2009
Bbeee:

u really dnt wnt 2 know
pray,do tell!! tongue tongue
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by Bbeee: 3:44pm On Aug 26, 2009
nAAhhhhh cool


amebo
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 3:48pm On Aug 26, 2009
thot that's a woman/ladies job?? 

nice profile pic

Hope that'z not Ur butt my broda'z lookin @??
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by Bbeee: 3:50pm On Aug 26, 2009
wetin u be?
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 3:55pm On Aug 26, 2009
human being,person, man. . . cool

and u??
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by unclebros: 4:07pm On Aug 26, 2009
Whats wrong with you guys, i asked a questions and you start to yab one another.
na wah for una ooh
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by Abbeycity4(f): 4:15pm On Aug 26, 2009
v3nom4eva:

thot that's a woman/ladies job?? 

nice profile pic

Hope that'z not your butt my broda'z lookin @??

Na only God go helep u o shocked
Re: For The Smart Nigerians Alone! by v3: 4:39pm On Aug 26, 2009
@abbey
would u quit following me around??

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