A man was about to travel and told the son,
Father: now son, be good while i'm away
Son:OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars.
Father: that's too much son! When i was your age, i was good for nothing

Stale!

Mr EFCC I'm charging you with possession of dry jokes and intent to distribute

sting_224:

Mr EFCC I'm charging you with possession of dry jokes and intent to distribute

Sting no forget to read am im rights too 

@EFCC1

You have the right to remain silent

Anything u say can & would be used against u in a court of law. . . 

studio CFR : My father stirs his tea with his right hand.
sting_224 : Mine uses his left hand. What about your father Efemena_xy ?
Efemena_xy : My father uses a spoon.

^^ lol. . .u forgot this bit:

EFCC1: My father uses neither hands nor spoon. . .

which section be this?


*goes outside to check the signpost again*

mental jokes section, I think. . .

Efe don't let these guys turn u into what u don't ever want to be o.

EFCC1:

studio CFR : My father stirs his tea with his right hand.
sting_224 : Mine uses his left hand. What about your father Efemena_xy ?
Efemena_xy : My father uses a spoon.

seriously

lysaa:

Efe don't let these guys turn u into what u don't ever want to be o.

what might that be?

Whatever u haven't thought of.

Hey Lysaa - where've u been??

abeg go sleep na

I will in a while, just eating BBQd Plantain & hot sauce

Jeez!! @ this time 'o d night?

ur belle strong no b small

yep, just a bit sha. . like 1/4 of a finger. lol

Ghana mess up. .but big ups to them for getting that far.

Yeah I know

didn't watch it but reading the review in itself was truly heartbreaking

yep. I watched it. .The guys made us proud for a moment but we still give it up for them.

not like our kaita and Yakubu. LOL

u know the best part of the Kaita saga drama??

na wen e use green cloth take cover face

dem nick-name am incredible hulk 4 here

LOL. .if there was as much as INCREDIBLE to describe him there and then, it would have been the nicest thing ever!

depends on your definition of incredible in this context

w.r.t Kaita - incredible based on the fact e chop red card

i get your drift sha. But u know it's mostly used on the positive side plus the hulk is green. .no qualms tho.

lol. . .abi?

yes o, so when r u going to bed?

In a little while - I wan tease person for nland 1st

the guy don gbase.

so how ya hubby na?

shooo?

dis ur fasination with hubby sef - were u come collect dis gist sef??

lol

like ur 1st pg of posts ever on this land.

exactly!

and the bottom line says: Just Kidding!!

really? i\d check again

<yawns>

okay .

lysaa : How come your husband is always home on time?
Efemena_xy: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

^^ hehehe

EFCC1:


lysaa : How come your husband is always home on time?
Efemena_xy: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

u dey use another person joke take form your own??

<shakes head in disbelief>

man you're soooooo sad - at least try to be original!!