DICKtator:

yOU are the piss right? Guess she must be tha SHYTE!!!!(pUN INTENDED)

DICKtator:

Are you a Barber?

segzi cres: Lol, had my fair share of internet chicks sha, hi5, facebook etc! But the most interesting has to be the babe i met in a bus. There eas a rush so i couldnt choose whivh seat wont squeeze my leg n shii(im 6'4ft). Then this babe got into the bus and sat beside me. Immediately she started. Complaining thats my long legs taking up all the space, i just form ignorance n inserted my earphones blasting loud. She kept disturbing me and i snapped n told her to chill and thats GOD may have made her short so that i can use up some of the space, lol, thats how we started o, abused eachother till ppl in the bus started laughing n calling us husband and wife. When i was about to alight i told i asked her for her number she refused but ppl on the bus pressured her, she gave and the rest is history! Ex now sha

ighoosagie:







bad guy!
see there was a girl i meet in my friends neighborhood, i walked up to her , men come see d way she snob me as if it was a ghost that was talking 2 her, even noba self i couldn't get.


At this time i was impressed becos i loved real competitions, lata i told my homeboy dat my search is over if only i could just get her, but my homeboy said he sees d babe as parole babe but, he wasn't 2 sure , his fact was based on different cars dat comes around 2 pick her .


i pressed harder 4 more than 6months just 2 get her attention or even her noba, all efforts failed woefully, but i wasn't discouraged becos of d saying 'd harder u get it d more valuable it is.


After like 8moths of d saga my homeboy called me n said he has finally gathered enough information on d babe dat d babe is a runs girl dat he can even tk me 2 her hustling ground. immediately i looked at my calendar it wasn't April 1st, i taught he was making mockery of me, then we coursed at each oda d normal guys way.


lata he called 2 ask me he i was ready 2 go 2 d location. i still remembered my comment , i said 'ur fada '

but at d time he even wanted 2 mk a bet 2 prove his seriousness .


we finally went 2 d palace , we waited 4 about 1.5hrs drinking, lo and be lo we saw her coming out okpostically frm one of d rooms , i quickly wore my dark glasses n my cap bend downward.


i approached her for negotiation, her price was 400 naira 4 a round n 3k 4 a night, i lol in OBJ voice. mk mata no cast i quickly did d short time n den ask 4 her noba so dat i wuld b able 2 call her d next day 4 a full night parole.

na one hand she tk give me d noba.



d next day went so slow, i was waiting 4 night fall. night no gree come. lol
at abt 11pm now only me bounced in , i picked her 2 my location after full night banging mp3 none stop. in d morning as i was driving her back , now no face cap none glasses on me. i noticed she was glancing at me , i noticed i but we didn't say a word.



after a while i say her again on my homeboy's hood, now no forming tins again , she became free like a bird

ighoosagie:







see there was a girl i meet in my friends neighborhood, i walked up to her , men come see d way she snob me as if it was a ghost that was talking 2 her, even noba self i couldn't get.


At this time i was impressed becos i loved real competitions, lata i told my homeboy dat my search is over if only i could just get her, but my homeboy said he sees d babe as parole babe but, he wasn't 2 sure , his fact was based on different cars dat comes around 2 pick her .


i pressed harder 4 more than 6months just 2 get her attention or even her noba, all efforts failed woefully, but i wasn't discouraged becos of d saying 'd harder u get it d more valuable it is.


After like 8moths of d saga my homeboy called me n said he has finally gathered enough information on d babe dat d babe is a runs girl dat he can even tk me 2 her hustling ground. immediately i looked at my calendar it wasn't April 1st, i taught he was making mockery of me, then we coursed at each oda d normal guys way.


lata he called 2 ask me he i was ready 2 go 2 d location. i still remembered my comment , i said 'ur fada '

but at d time he even wanted 2 mk a bet 2 prove his seriousness .


we finally went 2 d palace , we waited 4 about 1.5hrs drinking, lo and be lo we saw her coming out okpostically frm one of d rooms , i quickly wore my dark glasses n my cap bend downward.


i approached her for negotiation, her price was 400 naira 4 a round n 3k 4 a night, i lol in OBJ voice. mk mata no cast i quickly did d short time n den ask 4 her noba so dat i wuld b able 2 call her d next day 4 a full night parole.

na one hand she tk give me d noba.



d next day went so slow, i was waiting 4 night fall. night no gree come. lol
at abt 11pm now only me bounced in , i picked her 2 my location after full night banging mp3 none stop. in d morning as i was driving her back , now no face cap none glasses on me. i noticed she was glancing at me , i noticed i but we didn't say a word.



after a while i say her again on my homeboy's hood, now no forming tins again , she became free like a bird

Tolexander: This confluence of current gurl of mine and i was a miracle by mistake and coincidence!

I entered into a toilet in school which the first letter(s) fem/m had been rubbed off leaving the last 3 letters, ale and i saw a pretty young lady trying to draw up her skirt after pissing, on sighting a guy entering, she felt shocked and wanted to hastily zip up the skirt and the zip got detached from the skirt making the skirt to draw down below her kneels
. When i unconsciously saw what happened, i couldn't control the laugh impulse from my cerebellum and medula.
After leaving the toilet, i saw her going through my route to the hostel and told her i was very sorry for the scene created in the toilet. She asked me why i had to enter into a female toilet, a female toilet! I retorted. Told her i never knew it is for the female that the tag was confusing. We exchanged pleasantries, and phone numbers when we were about to depart. Later we started exchanging calls and messages.

Here we are presenting to you the boyfriend of the lady met in the toilet.

The previous gf of mine was a little younger than me, close to a year.
Her mum and mine used to call us husband and wife when we were babies cos we are family friends.

The husband and wife our mums called us then translated into boyfriend and girlfriend cos the foundation of the 'parol' had been laid by them, all we needed was to build a structure on the foundation which we did. But unfortunately, we couldn't roof the structure creating a marriage from it.

lacosteIII:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
this guy, u can write story ooo...i think i am gonna sign u

melojames: Met mine in a Hospital. Kinda weird.

DICKtator:

packing garbage i guess?

P.Stacks:
I am looking for a wife. Pls help.

P.Stacks:
I am looking for a wife. Pls help.