CHIEF JUSTICE AKPORS ON
POINT!
In Abuja, An Atheist brought up
a case
against the upcoming
Christmas Holiday. He hired a Lawyer to bring
a discrimination case against
Christians and Muslims
concerning
observation of their Holy Days...
The Argument was that it was unfair that
Atheists had no such privilege
to observe
special days recognised by the
federal
government of Nigeria. The case was brought
before Judge Akpors.
After listening to the
passionate
presentation by the Lawyer,
Judge Akpors banged his gavel declaring;
"Case Dismissed".
The plaintiff's lawyer quickly
stood up,
objecting to the ruling and
said; Your honour, how can you possibly
dismiss this case? The
Christians have Christmas,
Easter and Others.
The Muslims have Id-el-kabir,
Id-el- fitri and Others. But my client and other
Atheists have
no such holidays.
Then Judge Akpors leaned
forward in his
chair and said; Your client and other Atheists
have. Is just that your client is
woefully
ignorant. The Lawyer said; Your
honour, we
are unaware of any special observance or
holiday for
Atheists. Judge Akpos said; The
Calendar says
April
1st is April Fools day. Psalm 14 verse 1 says,
The fool says in his heart, there
is no God. It
is the opinion of this court that,
if your client
says there is no God, then he is a fool.
Therefore, April 1st is his day. Good morning
Buddies

logicboy,mammustwac and rossick over to you

I used to be an atheist. Thank God for his mercies.

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