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Re: updated by acidrop(f): 8:07am On Jun 17, 2008
haaa that is y u put that hot pic 4 ur own creamish? undecided
Re: updated by Schelube(m): 3:40pm On Jun 17, 2008
U're too small 4 dis.who b ur MAMA self.I go report u 2 ur pastor. angry angry angry angry angry
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 3:49pm On Jun 17, 2008
Schelube, abeg no do am o. Han ha. U no wan make I hammer. Abeg no do am o. I wan hammer at least one girl from nl. If u tell him mama, u go spoil show for me.
Re: updated by tngtech(m): 4:06pm On Jun 17, 2008
@poster you are indirectly looking for an husband.

@topic

they are at your doorstep.
Re: updated by Creamish(f): 6:40pm On Jun 17, 2008
acidrop:

haaa that is y u put that hot pic 4 your own creamish? undecided

aint i sexy? grin cool . . ah well . . had my real pix there for 2 days and took it off . . i try abi? smiley
Re: updated by acidrop(f): 3:05am On Jun 18, 2008
hixxx1:

Schelube, abeg no do am o. Han ha. You no wan make I hammer. Abeg no do am o. I wan hammer at least one girl from nl. If u tell him mama, u go spoil show for me.
shocked shocked shocked now i know ur mission in this nairaland. i go dey run for u now

Creamish:

aint i sexy? grin cool . . ah well . . had my real pix there for 2 days and took it off . . i try abi? smiley
i no c am ooo, u will have to try more
Re: updated by hellypelly(f): 7:25am On Jun 18, 2008
WOW, People posting der contact info on here *smh* and when You have a stalker You wonder where You went wrong

Thank God You r in Naija, N You don't have much of an identity to be stolen, Oh well carry on,
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 10:41am On Jun 18, 2008
acidrop. What do u mean by that. No run o. Abeg make u no run, nl babe dey hungry me and u qualify. If u run I go pursue u and I no go stop till I catch you. But Hotkween done ready 2 dig am, so why Schedule go come report am to him mama. make una help me beg Schedule make he no do am.
Re: updated by adudu208(m): 1:34pm On Jun 18, 2008
@hixxxxxx1

abeg make u leave this acidrop for people when fit handle her, men like u just dey waste babes for this nairaland. u mean say u never knack any nairalander?? o boy leave am for the men wen sabi, i don dey eye the babe sef , She too fine and my mama go vex if i no bring am come show her , Infact i don label her WANTED!!! for my thread oooo, so [b]CAVEAT EMPTOR!!!! [/b]as far as acidrop is concern.
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 3:04pm On Jun 18, 2008
adudu208, I no suppose respond to you but for the fact say u use the word CAVEAT EMPTOR. Watin u know about caveat emptor? U b lawyer? If u be lawyer, u no know say there is seniority at the bar? Abi u no know say I be senior member of the bar? Abeg, I never do any nl babe. No be crime to say watin man don do, and watin he never do. U wan hammer acidrop, no yawa. But no turn am to contest. Many acidrop dey from where this one come from. Many sef dey wey never show face.

Maybe u correct na u fit handle acidrop. But I no hold am. Una two dey free to fouka fouka as una like. But people like u with big mouth usually no get any action. I dey sure say u no go succced. Me I still dey kwanji dey wait for acidrop and othr nl babes.
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 3:56pm On Jun 18, 2008
Oga adudu208, I don read old posts. So u be trader? cheesy No wonder u just dey use legal terms anyhow. cheesy U think say babe na all those tokunbo gadgets wey u dey market for 50K? I done dey wonder whether acidrop be opio! dis one wey u dey warn 'buyers' to beware of am. Okay, na traders yarns be dat abi. Bc d acidrop wey I know go pour hot oil for ur bodi if u call am opio, come still dey toast am.

Omo, u be local champion. Me and u no dey the same category at all. Omata like u. undecidedI hereby profess my desire to annex acidrop. grin , and other nl chics. grin
Re: updated by adudu208(m): 4:24pm On Jun 18, 2008
@hixxxxx

haba, 'senior colleague!'. make u try give people when get levels chance make dem operate na. me i know call anybody opio ooo. If u one call someone opio u 4 no use style now!! abi u be coward?, Acidrop na fine omoge wen man fit give an arm just to be with oo. U just one burn my cable make she no answer me abi? The devil Is a Liar!!
Anyway,i know ur type. make i correct you b4 u come dey feel say we be mate, wetin u know about law? who tell u say u be my colleague for bar? make u stop to dey impersonate ooo. Instead of u to be explicit so everyone go knw say u be member of BEER PARLOUR u just dey one pose for acidrop. I thank God say the babe dey intelligent enough to know TIME WASTERS like u wen never chop sef he say he dey find babe!!
Re: updated by adudu208(m): 4:30pm On Jun 18, 2008
@hixxx1

Human being suffer oo. See this alaba boy when dey call butter person like me trader. Make una help me ask this boy wen dey browse for cafe all him life whether im bad to sell laptop wen i don tire for? if u need one i go give u make u take dey form big boy, as long as u go stop to dey disturb acidrop, let the babe rest oo, ur post dem dey cause headache, i no mind use laptop take bless u make u take go pose for mamma iyabasira daughter when dey ur street oo. just hail me in private, abeg no shame oooo!!!!
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 4:36pm On Jun 18, 2008
Na heavy okpas u dey yarn.  cheesy Bar and beer parlour na d same? Only buyer and seller like u no go fit defferentiate. So u think say person dey use LL.B pose abi undecided Go try am now. If I wan curse person, I go curse am one time. Watin the person fit do. He know me? Abi he know my house? You say u place 'caveat emptor - buyers beware' on babe! Naim make me ask, watin d person dey sell naa, wey mAN go wan buy, if not 'toto'? babe wey dey sell him 'toto' no be opio? So na u indirectly call acidrop opio. And na me break am down for am, directly grin
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 5:13pm On Jun 18, 2008
grin grin grin U wan give me laptop? cheesy Omo, I go take am o. But that one no mean say because I take am from u I go stop to dey follow acidrop. Because, unlike u, I no be mugu. I go take ur laptop, ur money, all ur property sef. Then I go use am pursue acidrop and other nl babes well well till dey gree for me. grin
Re: updated by Creamish(f): 6:39pm On Jun 18, 2008
acidrop:


i no c am ooo, u will have to try more

oya my pix is in ma profile now. . . and im sure uve seen it before smiley I go comot am b4 i leave office ooo grin
Re: updated by acidrop(f): 4:17am On Jun 19, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked wats all these fuss about. undecided undecided

@hixxx. wat about the bootylicious babe in ur profile now?
@Adudu. is that u in ur profile?

so una dey look for babe. una no even care if the babe dey look for una. atleast do us the courtessy and ask
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 8:36am On Jun 19, 2008
@acidrop: Na one yahoo yahoo guy were barge into this thread dey show himself. d guy decived me into believing that he was a colleague. So I responded thinking I was talking to a colleague. To my chagrin the guy is a disgruntled fraudster. Who passes time by dealing in used equipment. Not tokunbo o. But Nigerian Use. sad

I hereby sincerely apologies for referring to u in my post in a disparaging manner. It was to pass a point across to the 'colleague' that one cannot place a caveat emptor on a living being. In fact you can only place caveat emptor on a landed property. Consequently, doctrine of caveat emptor does not apply to other forms of goods and commodity.

Abudu na smally. The guy is also a local fraudster. Abeg, I no say na your friend but warn am say make he kwanji. You be my own kiwi. So, no feel bad say ur name appear for my post.
Re: updated by adudu208(m): 9:50am On Jun 19, 2008
@acidrop

Gorgeous, in response to your question, YES, thats me live,direct and in colours. I had decided to leave the Alaba Beer Parlour Patron- hixxx1, to is ranting, because person when dey follow craze man quarrel he just dey tell people say him sef dey sick 4 head, make u help me ask this "nollywood lawyer" wetin concern Engineer with Law?!! Abeg me i dey gree your own jo. Abi no be were pain person he go take near fire? Abeg make u Ignore hixxx1, the guy na one of those lawyers when dey hang around magistrate courts dey look for people when one swear affidavit, haba hixxx1 u don defend case for your life before?
acidrop u too much so make u no settle for less!!!!


@hixxx1

wetin u know about law? Abi u want make i open your yansh for this forum?!! I don warn u make u leave better people when get style and levels to operate u no hear, people like u when never even travel 100kilometers from home ,dey find babe. No let me vex post my credentials for this page ooo. i don travel to places wen u no go fit go,and get education when u no fit get even 4 your dreams. CHARGE AND BAIL LAWYER BE WARNED!!!
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 11:38am On Jun 19, 2008
abudu: CHARGE AND BAIL LAWYER? grin grin I don laugh tire. grin grin Abeg for your village na CHARGE AND DISCHARGE LAWYER una dey produce abi? undecided
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 11:50am On Jun 19, 2008
@abudu: Ignoramus. Dey tell u say every lawyer must defend case abi? How many Sonekan defend before he become Head of State? How many Bill Clinton defend before he become President of United States? How many Obama defend before he come US Democratic Party Presidential Candidate? How many Aigboje Aig-Imoukhuede defend before he become MD of Access Bank? My guy, make I go on? U be olodo. Engineer ke? I for manage u if u be mechanic! Haba.
Re: updated by adudu208(m): 12:13pm On Jun 19, 2008
@hixxxx1


the guys u have enumerated did went to court, abi u no know say Obama na civil right lawyer when dey defend people that had their Civil/human right breached before he contested for senatorial position for him state. He even lead some demonstrations sef, make u try make research before u come here come run your mouth like pikin when get dysentary. U for politely ask me to lend u him book-THE AUDACITY OF HOPE, make u take enlighten yourself. Bill Clinton and the rest u mentioned did a little stint with their law degrees before venturing into politics and banking respectively.
You think say I no know your plan? Next thing we go hear from that your drunken mouth be say u be Politician, make u no try am ooo or else we go pour tetraoxosulphate VI Acid drops for that your block head.
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 3:30pm On Jun 19, 2008
Dey tell u say I no be civil rights lawyer? Must one defend cases to be called a lawyer. Abeg check dictionary for definition of lawyer. Bc obviously u no know.
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 3:33pm On Jun 19, 2008
Issue be must one defend cases to be called a lawyer. So, kia kia check dictionary for definition of lawyer. To enable u answer the question. Olodo.

Why u no go know all the history of Obama and Clinton. Unlike u, me I no dey waste time on people. I deal with issues.
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 4:19pm On Jun 19, 2008
THE AUDACITY OF HOPE. Rubbish. Watin u wan carry am do!
Re: updated by Osarodion(m): 4:50pm On Jun 19, 2008
come girl didn't see no phone number,i'll would to halla.
Re: updated by Creamish(f): 6:24pm On Jun 19, 2008
hmm . .Acid. .i see uv got ur hands full here . . imma relax and read on . . cool
Re: updated by adudu208(m): 10:32am On Jun 20, 2008
@hixxx1

I now know y u are very dull, y would u ask what someone will do with AUDACITY OF HOPE? Haba,and u call yourself a Learned man-am sorry ooo!!! i don't blame u its the standard of education that has fallen that i blame, if not, people like u should be hanging on Danfo/Molue doors looking for passengers. Just because u were able to block your way through school u dey come here come make mouth with people when get B.Eng. I take acidrop take beg u make u no dey use nairaland dey take pose, 'Human Right Lawyer?! Who give monkey banana?!!'
You no shame sef u dey ask me to look up the definition of lawyer, even if i say make i define am broadly u no come into the picture at all. I no see where them say[b] Beer Parlour Patrons [/b]qualify to be called Lawyers. Abi u think say to stand for Berger Junction dey argue with labourers about politics makes u an advocate?!!, lol
Make i try enlighten u small make u know say[b] "shoe get size"[/b]. find below my own views of who is a lawyer/barrister, :
# A professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice
# A lawyer, or legal practitioner, is a person certified to give legal advice who advises clients in legal matters. Some lawyers represent clients in courts of law and in other forms of dispute resolution.
# A legal practitioner who has completed a course with the college of law, has a graduate diploma in legal practice or has completed an articled clerkship. They are admitted to the roles of the solicitors board and admitted as a solicitor to the supreme and/or high court.
# A representative of clients, an officer of the legal system, and a public citizen having special responsibility for the quality of justice.
# A barrister or solicitor; a person qualified to practice law.
# person licensed by the a recognized legal institution to give legal advice and represent parties in a court of law.

Make u know say " Friendship with the ferryman right from the dry season will be valuable in the rainy season". If u dey find babe for nairaland, abeg make u leave this acidrop for me oooo. You fit confide in me, i promise to smiley smiley smiley hook u up with some girls when be your type -THE L.I.Gs( low intelligence girls), lol
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 10:41am On Jun 20, 2008
grin cheesy grin Olodo: You done see say person no need to go court to be lawyer abi? By your own definitin some one authoried to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice be lawyer abi?

Someone certified to give legal advice who advises clients in legal matters. Some lawyers represent clients in courts of law and in other forms of dispute resolution.

Someone who has completed a course with the college of l[/b]aw and [b]has a graduate diploma in legal practice or has completed an articled clerkship. They are admitted to the roles of the solicitors board and admitted as a solicitor to the supreme and/or high court.

Odo!

A barrister or solicitor; a person qualified to practice law.


And a person licensed by the a recognized legal institution to give legal advice and represent parties in a court of law be LAWYER!

Mr. High Level of Education. U no know meaning of ordinary english word! undecided U come go bring dictionary come expose ur ignorance.

Abeg go dey read ur useless AUDACITY OF HOPE!
Re: updated by adudu208(m): 10:53am On Jun 20, 2008
@hixxx1

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed i leave Nairalanders to judge!!!!
make i no waste my time with u, i get better babe( acidrop) to woo.
Re: updated by hixxx1(m): 11:12am On Jun 20, 2008
@Make I hear acidrop for ur mouth again. Na olodo like u wan come grab dat hot chikito abi. acidrop abeg wey u, I dey kwanji online dey wait for u.
Re: updated by adudu208(m): 11:42am On Jun 20, 2008
@hixxx1

u sure say u no be virus? I don add u to my messenger so that i fit teach u some manners but each time i try IM u the thing just dey close my browser. Haba,give me another ID, u don finish for my hand oo, this acidrop matter because say u never cry u just dey make mouth.

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