Went to computer village yesterday at Ikeja and on my way, 3 policemen came across my path and one of them started questioning me while other two were searching me at same time.

Police: Hey, watin u get on u? (3 of them surrounding me)
Me: My phone, ID card and few cash (20k to be precise).
Police: Where do you work?
Me: I'm a student of LAUTECH.
Police: Watin you get for your body again? What about your blackberry?
Me: Nothing and I don't have a blackberry (one of them still searching my nokia palasa phone n scroll my contacts)
Police: Why you no get blackberry now?
Me: (Provoked)...Ahan! I no get blackberry seh!!.

You can imagine Nigerian policemen. Thieves go dey rob dem no go reach there o, dem go kon dey find boiz with blackberry up and down...Very soon I hope say na redberry dem go dey see after dem don sack them from work. I no know whether na the job wey dem give them to dey do be that.