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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by FoxyFlow(m): 10:17am On Oct 13, 2013 |
T gold: Flow, Foxy n The rock, U guyz re under arrest...... 4 attempt murder, U almost got me killed but have broken all ma ribs.... Av bin hospitalized 4 d damages u caused ma ribs.......... In Case I die, Y'all will be charged 4 Murder case, bt nw na still attempt Murder...... Never die yet. More story still dey.. Back home but need to charge this phone wella.. 1 Like |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Onyiclassic(f): 11:36am On Oct 13, 2013 |
wow nice one foxy sweet,keep it up |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by skyscraperTM(m): 11:57am On Oct 13, 2013 |
“Oß ß0γ“ sнiт נυst sтarte∂ ¡ |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by bufness(m): 1:21pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
T gold: Flow, Foxy n The rock, U guyz re under arrest...... 4 attempt murder, U almost got me killed but have broken all ma ribs.... Av bin hospitalized 4 d damages u caused ma ribs.......... In Case I die, Y'all will be charged 4 Murder case, bt nw na still attempt Murder......walai na God save me 4 church 2day,I knw no aw usher no catch,maybe I'm tink say na d pastor preachinq I dy laf 2...u quys rock jawe |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by FoxyFlow(m): 2:06pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
bufness: walai na God save me 4 church 2day,I knw no aw usher no catch,maybe I'm tink say na d pastor preachinq I dy laf 2...u quys rock jawe Hell fire real o. No be me go lead you there sha..:p 2 Likes |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Uthman51(m): 2:19pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Small thing remain my mama for tie me rope yesternyt. Una 100 much jawee |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by adegwurulez(m): 2:52pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
colabo of life |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Uthman51(m): 3:04pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
[i][/i]waiting oo[color=][/color] |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by FoxyFlow(m): 3:30pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
A goooooaaaalllll!!!!! |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Therock5555(m): 3:43pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
My turn don reach? |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Gifteey100: 3:57pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Wow..Wow..Wow..Diz Collabo mk brain lyk mhaaaaaaaad.Ah cnt stp laffin....D Rock n Foxzee....U'r killing it.nice wrk. *Smilez!* |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by FoxyFlow(m): 4:10pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
The rock5555: My turn don reach? Your turn don reach oo... A goooaaaallll! I'm so happy Naija won the game o... See jungle fever wey catch me. Baba God... Eshe oooo |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Nobody: 4:14pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
*Rubs palms together* |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by FoxyFlow(m): 4:18pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
The rock5555: My turn don reach? |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Therock5555(m): 5:09pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Api sunday to una up naija typing... |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Tgold1(m): 5:11pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Foxy_Flow:xpectin lyk madt... but am nt healed from d previous injuries bt i want more |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Tgold1(m): 5:20pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
The rock5555: My turn don reach?e don reach tey tey, btw wia u dey since |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Uthman51(m): 5:23pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
The rock5555: My turn don reach?extra reach don enter ur tym ooo |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by bufness(m): 5:32pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Foxy_Flow:iro o lol |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Therock5555(m): 6:05pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
I had been a jobless applicant roaming the streets of Kano for many years. I finished from akwa Ibom state university but my search for job made me trek all the way from Uyo to Kano, what would a man not do to get job in Nigeria. I passed a huge compound during one of my many treks and saw the sign post put outside for a job of a secetary. I studied English in school so i was really sure i would get the job. The english could be described as warri english because my lecturers spoke pidgin more than the main grammars. "Kpam kpma" i knocked at the gate. "Na who be that?" some one shouted from inside. "Na one calabar boy" i shouted back. "Sorry, we no dey sell dog here" the voice shouted back. Yeah, i forgot to tell una, i get long mouth, and i sabi forget wetin i suppose do sometime. "Ehm oga sorry, i dey find work, i see say una need secetary" i corrected myself. "Ok, sorry, you know say some calabar men dey eye the dog wey this compound, i think say you be one of them" A black hausa man with a skull cap came and opened the gate for me with a remote. "Oboy yeah, so mai guard don dey use technology, me sef go upgrade if i get this work o, maybe me sef go dey use remote to sign paper or so i thought. The compound was really beautiful guards were on duty and i felt Ac while inside the compound. "Chai, big man good o, God sef dey dash am AC breeze sepreate from our own" i thought. The doors opened and an ugly looking man came out with four of his guards, if he and the gate man went for a beauty peagant the gate man would have won. I was directed to a top covered area were seat were and i was asked to seat down. "Young man, can i know your name" Alhaji asked. "Eh, sir my name is Uduak peter" "Uhm,ok am called Alhaji Dankwambo, but you can call me Alhaji. Am sure you came concerning the job offer as a secetary?" "Yes sir", i shouted before he changes his mind. "Its like i have seen you in my dream before, you were walking for me?" Alhaji said. Wetin dey do this people sef, i resemble Joseph, almost anybody i meet usually tell me they saw me in their dream, i was terrifying, a man once chased me round town one day in the name of he saw me pursuing his wife in the dream to kill her, i think i really needed a face lift. "No Alhaji, em yes, maybe its Allah that wanted to show you i would be a good secetary" i said. "Ok thats good, so what did you study in school?" "Alhaji i studied secetary development skills" i lied, too many Job interviews had thought me never to say the truth except what the interviewer would love to hear. As an illitriate with too much money, Alhaji was combombulated by my course and deemed me fit to take the job. "You are resuming immediately, my boys would take you in and give you new sets of clothes then later accomondation would be given to you" Alhaji said as i jumped up and began thanking him. I was taken to my office which was a shade before the main entrance, everyone that wanted to see Alhaji must pass through me. I was grateful for the Job, atleast my trek from Uyo to Kano had not been in vain afterall. Alhaji informed me that two of his boys were bringing a package for him that afternoon so i was eager to find out who they were, i studied their Bio data form and saw that they were really special agents, i could not wait to meet them. A horn at the gate made the gate man run from his seat and got his remote, a white car came in the compound and two men who looked like will smith and co came out of the car. "Alhaji, e be like say two actors don show" i shouted into the telcom on my desk. "Dont worry boy, its my boys i told you about, am coming down now" the spirit of Jealousy quickly caught me, i wanted to be like them immediately, they looked smart and held the suppose suitcase Alhaji talked about. If i no be like this boys make i know wetin make me become calabar man. "My name is Flow also known as 1759, while his name is Attai also known as alomo" "I know, My name is Uduak Peter, am the secetary here" I wanted to prove to them i was a big boy also with alot of sense. The look the dude which i noticed had a drum head worried me. "I hope this boy neva see me also for dream o" i thought. They looked like they would swallow me when Alhaji voiced sounded like a Nokia 3310 ringing tone from behind me. "Welcome boys.." To Be Continued 1 Like |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Therock5555(m): 6:06pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Still i continue |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by VanTee20(m): 6:26pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Foxy_Flow: Good night y'all. Updates continues tomorrow morning. Na you try pass my oga. Dey floxy dey go, I dey your back like hunch 1 Like |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Nobody: 6:47pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Great....but just a few errors here and there. I'm sure you 'll work on that in the next one. Thumbs up Rocky |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Uthman51(m): 7:47pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
More garri to una beans joorrrr una too gbaski walahi |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Therock5555(m): 8:08pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Mermaid.of.life: Thanks alot, am working on that |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Daniel2802(m): 9:11pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Unu dy try. |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by skyscraperTM(m): 9:40pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
ησw i`m ƒeeliηg the [size=15pt]ƒlow[/size] of this collaßo, [size=15pt]foxy[/size] aη∂ co, yoυ quγs [size=15pt]Rock!![/size] -o∂υηaчo™ |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by FoxyFlow(m): 7:24am On Oct 14, 2013 |
One more update for you THE ROCK... I need you to be abreast with me |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Therock5555(m): 7:41am On Oct 14, 2013 |
Good morning y'all. Typing... |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Onyiclassic(f): 7:49am On Oct 14, 2013 |
waitn....... |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by kingphilip(m): 7:51am On Oct 14, 2013 |
The rock5555: Good morning y'all.waiting jejely |
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by luxs(m): 8:40am On Oct 14, 2013 |
Rock ___U d cum up, more ink to ya pencil
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