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How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by crystalballs: 8:13pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
We are all humans and fallible to errors, some avoidable while others are not. As the husband how do you correct your wife's mistakes like burnt or salty food,leaving the house untidy, going out without permission or coming in late. Wives, how do you correct your husband when over speeding, keeping late nights, scolding the kids to the extreme and likes. Do you rebuke eachother publicly or escalate issues that can be sorted amicably withing just the two of you? |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by whirlwind7(m): 8:29pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
My bed should give u a detailed explanation. Thats where all disputes between me and wifey gets resolved! 3 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by dayokanu(m): 8:37pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
An uppercut does it for me 22 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by coogar: 9:15pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
crystalballs: We are all humans and fallible to errors, some avoidable while others are not. this!!! a bottle-breaking session followed by object throwing then we go into fisticuffs like amateur boxers. why settle things amicably when we can draw pints of blood from each other and turn the living room into a blood bath scene in a vampire movie... 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Nobody: 9:53pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
How to correct your spouse?? ![]() Let's see. How about time out? (1 minute per year of age) Taking away privileges? (hide the remote, delete his recorded sports shows, make stew...........only.) What about natural consequences? (e.g. he comes home late, he doesn't get the nookie, and if that disruption of sleep rhythm makes you tired the next day, he naturally doesn't get it that day too, and the next, and the next........) Reserve corporal punishment for last, don't use objects like belt, koboko, omorogun etc, never hit on face or head. Make sure to explain what he did wrong afterwards so he understands why he is being beaten. If all else fails, next stop...............the torture chamber......for the most recalcitrant, untrainable spouses.... ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Kanwulia: 9:57pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
Correct ke? ![]() I resemble potential STROKE VICTIM? A NIGERIAN MAN? ![]() ![]() We have passed that stage o! He DARES not correct moi either! Efry barrrry mein yin yown BISSSSSNESSSS!!! Amen!!!!!! ![]() We are now in the 'IGNORE' phase! ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Nobody: 8:49am On Aug 13, 2013 |
coogar:nawa for you o.you are always so weired.its because of violent peeps like you governour fashola made the domestic abusae law.cant you sit with your spouse and settle differences amicably like normal civilized human beings without the use of violence to the extent of blood stains and the likes. When its not that you peeps are savages.abeg try and change your mentality except if you and your spouse are professional boxers,then i can understand you peeps are practicing or rehearsing.meanwhile i suspect you are a gay because your tendencies have been bothering more on homosexual kinds of behaviours.if you are i wonder why you have inordinate lustful desires for men like yourself. 3 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Nobody: 8:58am On Aug 13, 2013 |
Kanwulia: Correct ke?lol,for the first time,i will have to agree with 'mbgeketoto'.if you want to live long just ignore a 'nigerian man'.this worked for my grandma a whole lot.thats why she is still alive and not bedridden.she says this a lot of times.even one of her daughters (my aunt) that carries mans matter for head,is there suffering from stroke,now all her shouting and sleepless nights have yielded stroke.just behave like room mates,thats if you want to enjoy good health.sadly and unfortunatly for her,the man is having a field day with as many women as he likes while she is there in luth battling for her life 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by taryour(f): 9:21am On Aug 13, 2013 |
kulyie: nawa for you o.you are always so weired.its because of violent peeps like you governour fashola made the domestic abusae law.cant you sit with your spouse and settle differences amicably like normal civilized human beings without the use of violence to the extent of blood stains and the likes. When its not that you peeps are savages.abeg try and change your mentality except if you and your spouse are professional boxers,then i can understand you peeps are practicing or rehearsing.meanwhile i suspect you are a gay because your tendencies have been bothering more on homosexual kinds of behaviours.if you are i wonder why you have inordinate lustful desires for men like yourself. Easy dearie, coogar is only joking jare. Guess you should know a joke when u see one. Coogar post is really funny but yours is funnier sef. Abeg make you peeps for NL no kill me with laugh this early morning oo. 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Nobody: 12:46pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
taryour: ![]() |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Nobody: 1:16pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
kulyie: nawa for you o.you are always so weired.its because of violent peeps like you governour fashola made the domestic abusae law.cant you sit with your spouse and settle differences amicably like normal civilized human beings without the use of violence to the extent of blood stains and the likes. When its not that you peeps are savages.abeg try and change your mentality except if you and your spouse are professional boxers,then i can understand you peeps are practicing or rehearsing.meanwhile i suspect you are a gay because your tendencies have been bothering more on homosexual kinds of behaviours.if you are i wonder why you have inordinate lustful desires for men like yourself.Chei! K, At first I said I won't laugh but I can't help it! 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by mcevans1(m): 2:17pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
Before one corrects his/her your spouse, such needs to separate his or herself completely from emotion, bitterness and resentment 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Nobody: 2:17pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
I've got a black belt ![]() 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by phil5(m): 2:18pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
Slap,like dis tawaise!''''. U go fear slap 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by saxy04: 2:18pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
By hook or by crook in d language she would understand |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Nobody: 2:19pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
............ I tell him stylishly, first. then a little sternly, second. third, I just knee him in the groin. then slap his head off his neck for good measure. Thankfully, he heeds at the first point. 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Pretyangel25(f): 2:20pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
All correction should be done when we are together on bed.there we talk about it 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by mankind80(m): 2:23pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
I alwayz use erazer 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by adextetoo(m): 2:23pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
nah fight between RANDY ORTON VS AFRO CANDY |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by xynerise: 2:24pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
I stare at her and hissed and the next word is ''Antelope'' and she would smile and say ''What is it now?'' Then I make my complains and she frowns and apologises. If the issue is at night, I wont say a word until we are about to sleep, we would backed each other. I would use my buttock to push hers and talk don start be that ![]() ![]() 22 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by superior1: 2:24pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
Skip a meal (especially dinner), opt for suya and garri 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by naijathings(m): 2:24pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
[size=14pt]correctional facility for some, money will correct some, good quiet time for some, yaba left good for some of them. church is good for some. for some, you send them on compulsory holiday to their father's house. while some just need some good steamy high powered SXX to bring them back to their senses. the truth is ... it depends on the nature of the person who is about to be corrected. some people are hard core liers ... they will never ever accept blame for anything. some are ALWAYS RIGHT.. and will never say SORRY or THANK YOU. how do you deal with such people ? Press DELETE BUTTON or ESC. finally, you have to know when to walk away from such people before they make you mad while you are trying to correct them [/size] 4 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Latifahed: 2:25pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
By saying sorry. ![]() |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Etumgbe(m): 2:26pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
By giving her knock on the head 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Haywhymido(m): 2:32pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
whirlwind7: My bed should give u a detailed explanation. Thats where all disputes between me and wifey gets resolved!especially b4 d football match ![]() |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Inioluwa01(m): 2:35pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
By reading the book of Deuteronomy 28 vs 1-end to each oda. 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Nobody: 2:35pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
xynerise: I stare at her and hissed and the next word is ''Antelope'' and she would smile and say ''What is it now?'' Then I make my complains and she frowns and apologises.lol@antelope.. hilarious but made sense. Your wifey really fits you. Thanks 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Nobody: 2:37pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
This thread is hilarious. *Grabs a seat*. Next please! |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Plutarch: 2:39pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
Any correction should be done politely; however,i think a man and a woman in a truely loving,mature and understanding relationship(especially marriage)should not have any problem communicating their feelings,sentiments,fears and opinions. ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by eagleeye2: 2:40pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
![]() ![]() ![]() keep it coming guys....lmao |
Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by alphaconde(m): 2:45pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
Sound of silence That's what I use But most times I lead by example becuase of my children. |
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