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Lie Detector by ILOEGBE(f): 7:05pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
Kyle's dad brought home a robot 1day.The robot has the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied on the face.Kyle returned late from school and dad asked, 'Son why are you late from school?'.'Dad, we had extra classes today'.The robot slapped Kyle on his face. Dad shouted 'Now com'n tell me the truth. Why are you late?' 'Dad, I went to a movie' 'Which movie?' 'The Ten Commandments' Immediately, Kyle got anoda slap from the robot.Sorry Dad,I went to see the movie 'Sex Queen'.Shame on you son,when I was your age 'I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved'Immediat ely,the dad gets a hot slap on the face from the robot. Kyle's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband,'After all he is ur son!!!'The robot steps up and slapped the mother. |
Re: Lie Detector by Abbygyal(f): 7:13pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Lie Detector by manickal(m): 7:16pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
which kind of a family is this. in fact, the family is nice *recieves slap from robot* |
Re: Lie Detector by ituen(m): 4:01am On Jun 05, 2008 |
too old a joke. No new jokes |
Re: Lie Detector by Jeovy(m): 10:01am On Jun 05, 2008 |
New to me,close urs eyes ituen |
Re: Lie Detector by olulu(m): 4:11pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
what a wonderful family |
Re: Lie Detector by spenchuks(m): 4:29pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
*slaps the poster and everyone in the room and leaves* |
Re: Lie Detector by krama(m): 3:42am On Jun 06, 2008 |
He he he, nice joke there |
Re: Lie Detector by datross(f): 4:54am On Jun 09, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Lie Detector by lysaa(f): 3:44pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
Lie detector, lmao. |
Re: Lie Detector by bibs(f): 4:57pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
i have seen this before *robot slaps me* Odechi! |
Re: Lie Detector by jaymobb(m): 5:23pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
e go soon shi |
Re: Lie Detector by clemcykul(f): 4:56pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
if u like bring 100 robots, lies must continue |
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