Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."

very straight to the point, yet very funny. i love it. krrp it coming babe

Tufe,where you go? everyone except me have been missing you.

u be man na, why u go miss me anyway, i go see Mugabe. i dey try beg the guy make him allow my former house boi, Morgan Tsvangaria, take over, but the guy no gree. him bribe me with 10million zimbabwean dollar, only 4 me to come back to nigeria and realize that i could only buy two five naira biscuit with the money. IMAGINE THAT !!!

@Poster Nice one.

@tufe,
you for remain for Zimbabwe and buy enough property

so naira got value afterall

Compared to Ghana cedis, Naira na shit.

GHc 450 = NGN 50,000 .

ben, u sure of that conversion, cuz if thats the case, then we trully dey f**kup for naija

Man not only that 24hrs power supply, security, 24hrs movement, Nothing like Nite.
No Police harassment and shit.

Naija need heavy deliverance.

**calls every NLDEer**

dear brothers and sisters in the Lord. you have heard it all from Ben. now let us pray, pray, i say pray. let all those people that dont want the country to move forward let them die die die die die . yes oh!! keep shouting it DIE DIE DIE DIE !!! let them die oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@ben

no be lie sha, na pity for us.and we are supposed to be better.

Thats the point, i been dey think Naija na Africa's biggest boy.
Not knowing say na we be one of the smallest guyz.

The funny part be say ona ex-president OBY come Ghana do very fine road, wey long well well.
With our money, leave Naija road dey help Ghana do road. I just weak.
Come how our leaders take dey reason, because to me i believe oby dey reason from im yansh.
Anyways they named the road after him.
OLUSEGUN OBASANJO WAY.

ben~jay:

Compared to Ghana cedis, Naira na shit.

GHc 450 = NGN 50,000 .

get your facts straight

do you mean it aint true

@ben

Uncle sege na kraze man before na

@LASIEFAIRE Before you begin argue mugu, i am here in Ghana and i always send money home.

wonderful reply na why i dey always feel you

No mind the olofofo guy.
Gonshii People. **hiss**

but how security for there be like?is it relatively safe

I say 24hrs movement, you still dey ask question.

ben~jay:

@LASIEFAIRE Before you begin argue mugu, i am here in Ghana and i always send money home.

You amaze me, 
http://finance.yahoo.com/currency/convert?amt=450&from=NGN&to=GHC&submit=Convert

@LASIEFAIRE Let me enlighten your ignorance a little.
Towards mid last year, the Ghanian currency was changed,
from cedis (c) to Ghana cedis (GHc).
the former 10,000c became GHc 1.

This was what soludo wanted to also do in Nigeria, but our corrupt leaders wouldn't allow it. For reasons best known to them.
So forget wetin you dey see for yahoo, me dey the country.

I looked it up, you are correct. Thanks for enlightening a brother.

No wahala, things i do for my peeps

1.00 USD = 1.10960 GHS
United States Dollars Ghana Cedis
1 USD = 1.10960 GHS 1 GHS = 0.901222 USD


*1 Ghana Cedi is worth more than 1 US Dollar.

Man now dollar don appreciate a bit, so na like:

1USD = 1.00980 GHc

Almost the same.

Omo things don spoil.

I don relocate go Japan

Look it up here http://www.xe.com/ucc/full/

@ituen

abeg, no come my country b4 u spoil am

but man, Nigeria no dey try sha, make we still dey pray sha

With all the plenty fake pastors wey dey pose as men of God.
I tire for This Country.

u sef no be one of them. see as u dey pretend there

@Tufe You no suppose blame me, na the harsh economic condition cause am.
Ehen make i use this chance advertise my business church.

@All You are all invited to Jehovah no dey F*ck Up Ministries Inc.
service hours, Mon - Sun (morning till nite) (so that the offering money go plenty)

COME ONE , COME ALL