A Boy traveled to Lagos after his WAEC result was out, so
that his Uncle will help him get admission into the
University of Lagos to study medicine and become a
medical doctor....
The following conversation happened between them:

Boy: Uncle, I learnt its difficult to get admission into the
university these days except you are well connected...

Uncle: That's true...

Boy: Since you are connected, I came to ask you if you
can help me get admission into the university after my
JAMB....

Uncle: That's true... am connected and I will help u....

Boy: Thank you Uncle....

Uncle: You welcome...so how is your result, is it WAEC or
NECO and how many credits did you get?

Boy: Uncle, it's WAEC, I had only two credits in agric and
Yoruba language but I failed the rest...

Uncle: Well, that's not bad... you can still be a doctor, not
a medical doctor really but native doctor (babalawo)...
You will use your credit in agric in collecting herbs from
the forest, and Yoruba language for incantations... ..
Una gud eevening my people