Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle,

From the Guardian News comes this story of a VGC couple that drove their car to ShopRite, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

Jeovy told his wife, Princess to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. Princess returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, princess dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband (Jeovy) who was standing idly by.


The mechanic (BENJAY), however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Ituen abi wetin be your name , Man na wa for you ooo , out of all name on this site ,man you are wrong the man Benjay no be mechanic , he's an actor have you watched titanic lol ? haaahhaaaaa

Lets just say Princesa was feeling my KOKO and just cudn't control herself.

@Jeovy You don't have to be jealous, shit happens.

@Kay$ I guess i have seen you somewhere, No be you act KING-KONG ?

hmmmm

is it my princessa that u are talking about like this. My God !!!

Ben u no dey wear pant?

u wan buy for am

@Tufe Help me ask am ooo.

i 4 like buy for u sha . . hehe

You don buy your own.

oya giv me the pant wey I borrow u last week!

**chases tufe with stick**

see as truth dey come out.

naa waa oo

@cooly

na my house boi be that oh, no be me. why u dey make mistake.

anyway, my house girl, yes, the wan wey u dey straff up and down don swallow belle. do come carry am. i no dey for wahala abeg

For princess to see Benjay decoder think say na jeovy own. . . . . Hmm!!      

I wonder why?? is it size??  Is it shape??    Has she seen both before and couldnt differenciate            

@ tufe

^*sings*

Omo na mental case
Start to dey craze
Na who dey rock dis place
Kolomental.

you kolo sotay u kpansh ur house girl join chei!.

Esss:

For princess to see Benjay decoder think say na jeovy own. . . . . Hmm!!      

I wonder why?? is it size??  Is it shape??    Has she seen both before and couldnt differenciate            

You getting it all wrong, Ladies just love my KOKO.

**picks up a magnifying glass and checks ben Privates**

Yep there's sumtin there definitely u just can't see it because of all the hair.

@coolykdat hmmmm, guy why will you do that ? abi you be Elton John ?

@All Too many gay guyz in the house. (now am scared, covers his KOKO tightly)

funny

U see wetin your rotten mind they think.

Ask your sister wetin happen for our outing last week she go confirm say coolykdat na real straight shooter!

**whistles and walks away**

@ rokiatu  My sister, no blame me, I just dey protect my yansh. I no wan get bowlegz abeg.

ben~jay:

@ rokiatu My sister, no blame me, I just dey protect my yansh. I no wan get bowlegz abeg.

hehe hilarious

Hey Ben,you never finish with my car,go back to work and please put on a pant

Esss,you no well

@Jeovy My own finish.
See as you put face like monkey wey leak lime so, If you make me vex, e no go easy for our two here.

See threat,I dey shiver with fear,mechanic dey threaten oga

@Jeovy You still dey talk abi ?

I beg who be mechanic and who be Oga o , ? both of una Tomatoes and pepper *hiss**

kay,that your mouth go bend,ask Ituen who be oga

You o , ituen o , ben o , You be tomatoes , pepper and onion , all na to make soup for me , **hiss**

OMG @All Which particular tree them pluck this a$$~wipe from ?

I think he is confused and hungry.Ben,that your kulikuli still remain?

@Jeovy U sure say im no go prefer banana ?

For you hausa boy wey won shop kuli kuli and for Ben wey your name ryhme with banana , Ben~jay babana sucker hiss!!