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The Lost Cell Phone by feelgood(m): 3:31pm On Jun 06, 2008
Lost Cell Phone

My girlfriend called me from her car after she had arrived at an appointment. I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally, she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me and now, I can't find it!"

I replied, "Aren't you talking on it?"

There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in, followed by, "You are not going to tell anybody about this!"
Re: The Lost Cell Phone by ayusman16(m): 3:47pm On Jun 06, 2008
That ur girlfriend dey too intelligent. Make u quickly marry her oo. Very soon she go ask u to remind her to go piss!
Re: The Lost Cell Phone by spenchuks(m): 3:57pm On Jun 06, 2008
take her to psychia. she is going coocoo smiley
Re: The Lost Cell Phone by olulu(m): 3:59pm On Jun 06, 2008
over intelligent dey worry d chick

well after all, she is urs, birds of same feathers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


grin grin grin
Re: The Lost Cell Phone by Jeovy(m): 6:39pm On Jun 06, 2008
olulu:




over intelligent dey worry d chick

well after all, she is urs, birds of same feathers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


grin grin grin


grin grin grin,you are bad man
Re: The Lost Cell Phone by ituen(m): 8:34am On Jun 07, 2008
Ayusman,

ur wicked grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Lost Cell Phone by krama(m): 10:18am On Jun 07, 2008
Na wa ooo, i neva hear this kind tin B4!
Re: The Lost Cell Phone by ayusman16(m): 3:51pm On Jun 09, 2008
ituen:

Ayusman,

your wicked grin grin grin grin grin

Bros! Abeg na wetin i do now? wink

Infact, the babe supposed get PHD for mumulogy!
Re: The Lost Cell Phone by clemcykul(f): 4:58pm On Jun 10, 2008
i cant fit shout.

the girl need spritual slap
Re: The Lost Cell Phone by bababuff(m): 5:02pm On Jun 10, 2008

grin grin grin Na lie.
Re: The Lost Cell Phone by clemcykul(f): 5:30pm On Jun 10, 2008
see dis wan?

why u dey lie now?

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