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Igbo Trader by Nobody: 8:37pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary School where he registered. He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says: "Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop" (20marks). After much thinking, he smiled and wrote his answer as fast as he could: Warehouse is at Ojota while Shop is at Alaba market. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate. OGA: Ebuka, how far? How e be? EBUKA: E dey so simple Oga. Question number three say make we differentiate between a warehouse & a shop. OGA: Ehen-ehen...Wetin U come write? EBUKA: hmmm. I write say "warehouse dey for Ojota & shop dey for Alaba. OGA: So na the only thing wey U write be dat? EBUKA: Yes Oga. OGA: Chinekemee!!! U dey craze Common go back & put the phone numbers & our complete address. Stupid boy! Na so dem take dey get customers 3 Likes |
Re: Igbo Trader by deife(m): 9:04pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
Re: Igbo Trader by Nobody: 9:41pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
Bwahahahahahaha. *starts sweating* |
Re: Igbo Trader by Nobody: 4:43am On Aug 28, 2013 |
crazy |
Re: Igbo Trader by 9jagobetta: 6:07pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
;Sweet joke |
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