berem: yup!

ur customer

Dat na long story...as Akure dey mourning mood my affections are on hold to emphatise with my adorable Tsmith. Hey! wia is da Pastis all these beers and wine are no GOOD!

berem: how far with Temismith? Una don settle?

mondi_cheeks: ur customer

You should handle things in the beer parlour. Am not feeling to well. One yeye big boil do me for belle. The ting dey gimme serious fever. I go resume on friday.

...

berem: ...

Who is the nicompoop that LIKED this post?

berem: You should handle things in the beer parlour. Am not feeling to well. One yeye big boil do me for belle. The ting dey gimme serious fever. I go resume on friday.

i got a cold too...but ok i will cover for u. Who wants a cold alcohol?

shymexx:

Sholly, come to the dance floor with ya flat bum!!!

Me??

Wu Zetian:

Me??

Yes you

mondi_cheeks: i got a cold too...but ok i will cover for u. Who wants a cold alcohol?

Madam well done o.

Give me 2 bottles of shine shine bobo.
Also help me with a lighter

barcanista: Madam well done o.

Give me 2 bottles of shine shine bobo.
Also help me with a lighter

put it on ur lips and bring ur face closer

Wu Zetian:

Me??

Yes you. You've never answered the bird-call for big batty chics.

Or did use some silicon magic?

Oya, come here let me buy some booty-drink.

mondi_cheeks: put it on ur lips and bring ur face closer

I see that your intention is to re-design my lips.


if my lips get burnt, which will i use on yours behind closed door?

barcanista: I see that your intention is to re-design my lips.


if my lips get burnt, which will i use on yours behind closed door?

im really good at this i promise i wont burn u

barcanista: Yes you

This dude with needle-sized d1ck, who asked you??!

@katsumoto: How old are you??

Wu Zetian: @katsumoto: How old are you??

That was out of the blue.

Why do you want to know?

Katsumoto:



That was out of the blue.

Why do you want to know?

Does it matter??

Just tell me your age.

Kats is an old biafran war veteran. However, unlike dede1 (another veteran), who has some shrapnel, in his brain. Kats fought gallantly like a Japanese world war 2 hero.

mondi_cheeks: im really good at this i promise i wont burn u

Honey i'm sacred risking it.

you'll have to sign an undertaken that you won't disfigure my lips...

barcanista: Honey i'm sacred risking it.

you'll have to sign an undertaken that you won't disfigure my lips...

Darn!! You're definitely not a smoker. If you're, then you shouldn't be scared anything that can light ya shyte. man used to light cancer sticks and zoot with electric cooker when there's no lighter - that's how peak it used to be for me.

shymexx: Kats is an old biafran war veteran. However, unlike dede1 (another veteran), who has some shrapnel, in his brain. Kats fought gallantly like a Japanese world war 2 hero.

Wu Zetian:
Does it matter??

Just tell me your age.

Yep it matters; there has to be a reason why you want to know.

I'm in my mid 20s

hope evriwer gud for dis Beer Parlour ooo

Katsumoto:
Yep it matters; there has to be a reason why you want to know.

I just want to know.....for knowing sake.

Wu Zetian:

This dude with needle-sized d1ck, who asked you??!

the same d1ck i use to rip your Womanliness and smack your a55

donphilopus: hope evriwer gud for dis Beer Parlour ooo

my person how far? You need beer?

barcanista: my person how far? You need beer?

boss na shampoo ah need ooo

barcanista: Honey i'm sacred risking it.

you'll have to sign an undertaken that you won't disfigure my lips...

I, mondi-cheeks, hereby undertake that I will not disfigure any parts of ur body...blah blah blah
*signs*

CFCfan: I'm in my mid 20s

mid 20 na age again? don't be shy man, tell us your REAL age...

CFCfan: I'm in my mid 20s

I thought u were 18 or 19

donphilopus: hope evriwer gud for dis Beer Parlour ooo

shymexx and barcanista finished the whole bar

barcanista: the same d1ck i use to rip your Womanliness and smack your a55

The only thing you ripped is your brain tissue and nope, my p*uccy is too expensive for you.