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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:22pm On Oct 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: I, mondi-cheeks, hereby undertake that I will not disfigure any parts of ur body...blah blah blah
*signs*

give me time to study this undertaken, you know my lips is so valuable to yours!



meanwhile give my friend doph a bottle of shampoo...


Take two bottle of Star for yourself and a plate of pepper soup-put it on my bill.



bring me two bottles of my favorite...

After that come sit on my laps and enjoy yourself...
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 9:23pm On Oct 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: shymexx and barcanista finished the whole bar lipsrsealed
shymexx don make Bar tire person ooo..
Wey D waitress nau make she offer me Zobo, Kunu, or Shampoo..
That's all i need
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:24pm On Oct 03, 2013
barcanista:
give me time to study this undertaken, you know my lips is so valuable to yours!



meanwhile give my friend doph a bottle of shampoo...


Take two bottle of Star for yourself and a plate of pepper soup-put it on my bill.



bring me two bottles of my favorite...

After that come sit on my laps and enjoy yourself...
I get paid to dance smiley not sit dear
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 9:25pm On Oct 03, 2013
barcanista:
give me time to study this undertaken, you know my lips is so valuable to yours!



meanwhile give my friend doph a bottle of shampoo...


Take two bottle of Star for yourself and a plate of pepper soup-put it on my bill.



bring me two bottles of my favorite...

After that come sit on my laps and enjoy yourself...
ehen now U R talking
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 9:27pm On Oct 03, 2013
AUS complete nau oo 2Guys 2Babes dey view nau make we quickly choose b4 D rest Pipu go cum..
Or hw do U C it?
Lolz
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:31pm On Oct 03, 2013
donphilopus: shymexx don make Bar tire person ooo..
Wey D waitress nau make she offer me Zobo, Kunu, or Shampoo..
That's all i need
berem is down wit a fever...so I'm covering her shift
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:31pm On Oct 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: I thought u were 18 or 19 cheesy
Lol, why did u think so?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:38pm On Oct 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: I get paid to dance smiley not sit dear
Thought as much sweetie...



come give me a lap dance


just name your price, money isn't the problem
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:39pm On Oct 03, 2013
CFCfan:
Lol, why did u think so?
cos u look 18 or 19
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:43pm On Oct 03, 2013
barcanista: Thought as much sweetie...



come give me a lap dance


just name your price, money isn't the problem
grin my car broke down o cry
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 9:47pm On Oct 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: berem is down wit a fever...so I'm covering her shift
ha...
She needs Chloroquine
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:54pm On Oct 03, 2013
donphilopus: ha...
She needs Chloroquine
grin I doubt u need any alcohol cheesy
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:56pm On Oct 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: cos u look 18 or 19
Really? I guess I've been in CA for too long.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:58pm On Oct 03, 2013
CFCfan:
Really? I guess I've been in CA for too long.
some naija sun wld do u good grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:58pm On Oct 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: grin my car broke down o cry
How does the state of your car affect the lap dance?



Go to any showroom, select the car of your choice and bring the bill to me baby
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 10:02pm On Oct 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: grin I doubt u need any alcohol cheesy
that's why i am in need of shampoo seriously
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:03pm On Oct 03, 2013
barcanista: How does the state of your car affect the lap dance?



Go to any showroom, select the car of your choice and bring the bill to me baby
I already know what to get EFT the money before I get on the stage grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:03pm On Oct 03, 2013
@ barcanista: You're still on the lap dance issue; I though Barca play 'sexy' football cheesy
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:04pm On Oct 03, 2013
donphilopus: that's why i am in need of shampoo seriously
u need water cheesy
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:05pm On Oct 03, 2013
Do you guys have fatten embalmed kpomo and burukutu. Abeg serve me quick quick...
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:09pm On Oct 03, 2013
eponagbo7: Do you guys have fatten embalmed kpomo and burukutu. Abeg serve me quick quick...

Your order is ready!
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:09pm On Oct 03, 2013
eponagbo7: Do you guys have fatten embalmed kpomo and burukutu. Abeg serve me quick quick...
they kept ur special order on the side cheesy
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:12pm On Oct 03, 2013
CFCfan:

Your order is ready!

God bless you mr calabash.May your kpeckus be longer than bamboo tree grin.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:14pm On Oct 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: they kept ur special order on the side cheesy

Come and join me naa.. Fine gurl kiss
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:17pm On Oct 03, 2013
eponagbo7:

Come and join me naa.. Fine gurl kiss
other workers will snitch on me...I'm covering for someone's shift
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:19pm On Oct 03, 2013
eponagbo7:

God bless you mr calabash.May your kpeckus be longer than bamboo tree grin.
shocked shocked
That would be dangerous
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 10:20pm On Oct 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: u need water cheesy
glorieeeeee U gat it
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:21pm On Oct 03, 2013
CFCfan:
shocked shocked
That would be dangerous

I'm sure your lady will love that tongue
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 10:23pm On Oct 03, 2013
eponagbo7: Do you guys have fatten embalmed kpomo and burukutu. Abeg serve me quick quick...
do you mean the one that has been made Large with Mortuary Chemical?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:26pm On Oct 03, 2013
donphilopus: do you mean the one that has been made Large with Mortuary Chemical?

You got that right..The thing sweet pass normal kpomo.You can come and join me oo grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:36pm On Oct 03, 2013
@Katsumoto: Do not think you can get off that easily.

I will hunt you down till you tell me, just save both of us the stress and answer my question cool
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:38pm On Oct 03, 2013
CFCfan: @ barcanista: You're still on the lap dance issue; I though Barca play 'sexy' football cheesy
Thats why i'm playing it sexy. she's a barca fan too, so she know how to hit it right

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