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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 10:03am On Oct 05, 2013
lertee:
I am fine,and u?
am kul
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Okijajuju1(m): 1:30pm On Oct 05, 2013
My Pipo...

I greet una.. I landed like Lander brothers last night in Pitakwa..
From Airport straight to Club.. Nna men! Port-Harcourt Oringo don dey upgrade small small..



Anyways.. I say make I greet una.

Barman.. Share shayo for everybody hia.. grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 1:43pm On Oct 05, 2013
Okija_juju: My Pipo...

I greet una.. I landed like Lander brothers last night in Pitakwa..
From Airport straight to Club.. Nna men! Port-Harcourt Oringo don dey upgrade small small..



Anyways.. I say make I greet una.

Barman.. Share shayo for everybody hia.. grin
u fvck up nau, na as evri body don drink tire na iim U land...
Anyways Tnk U
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 2:48pm On Oct 05, 2013
donphilopus: u fvck up nau, na as evri body don drink tire na iim U land...
Anyways Tnk U
well done o....
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Double194(m): 2:50pm On Oct 05, 2013
Okija, soo U look me finish na only one bottle U wan share give me?? I pray for U finish, ur flight land safe na only one bottle U wan give me. Abi u think say I no know say na money U go collect from dat ur broda wey dey work for LNG??
JƱڪτ̲̅ shift commot from my table.





Heyyyyy BarMan, come here.
How much I dey owe U b4,

Liar, E don reach like dat

U sure say U no dey add money for me??


Oya wait, sheyyyy una 33 still be 150?

Bring me one bottle.


Dey go nahhhh U stand there dey look me. I go pay U nahh abi na only me dey owe?? U no hear say even Federal Government dey owe?? No JƱڪτ̲̅ try vex me dis afternoon. Comm,n Commot here osiso.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 2:52pm On Oct 05, 2013
Ola
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 2:55pm On Oct 05, 2013
mondi_cheeks: Ola
hello bartender
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 2:58pm On Oct 05, 2013
Double194: Okija, soo U look me finish na only one bottle U wan share give me?? I pray for U finish, ur flight land safe na only one bottle U wan give me. Abi u think say I no know say na money U go collect from dat ur broda wey dey work for LNG??
JƱڪτ̲̅ shift commot from my table.





Heyyyyy BarMan, come here.
How much I dey owe U b4,

Liar, E don reach like dat

U sure say U no dey add money for me??


Oya wait, sheyyyy una 33 still be 150?

Bring me one bottle.


Dey go nahhhh U stand there dey look me. I go pay U nahh abi na only me dey owe?? U no hear say even Federal Government dey owe?? No JƱڪτ̲̅ try vex me dis afternoon. Comm,n Commot here osiso.
I gve u weed smoke, you dey speak many english
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 2:59pm On Oct 05, 2013
barcanista: hello bartender
lol im the table dancer...but since the bartender isnt here let me serve u
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 3:10pm On Oct 05, 2013
barcanista: well done o....
boss hw ur nah
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:10pm On Oct 05, 2013
donphilopus: boss hw ur nah
Man I balance o... On epl things. And U
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 6:46pm On Oct 05, 2013
barcanista: Man I balance o... On epl things. And U
boss ah no get chance 2 watch ooo ah dey dil wit mah clothes oooo sin CFC no get 2day soo
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by lertee(f): 6:50pm On Oct 05, 2013
Double194: Okija, soo U look me finish na only one bottle U wan share give me?? I pray for U finish, ur flight land safe na only one bottle U wan give me. Abi u think say I no know say na money U go collect from dat ur broda wey dey work for LNG??
JƱڪτ̲̅ shift commot from my table.





Heyyyyy BarMan, come here.
How much I dey owe U b4,

Liar, E don reach like dat

U sure say U no dey add money for me??


Oya wait, sheyyyy una 33 still be 150?

Bring me one bottle.


Dey go nahhhh U stand there dey look me. I go pay U nahh abi na only me dey owe?? U no hear say even Federal Government dey owe?? No JƱڪτ̲̅ try vex me dis afternoon. Comm,n Commot here osiso.
cheesy cheesy
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by fundamentals(m): 7:17pm On Oct 05, 2013
*walks in like james bond*....excuse me pls....*talkin 2 barman*....i need 2 bottles of martini....*speaks in british accent*.....with a slice of lemonpeel in each,shaking nt stirred....yes sire*barman leaves* #searchin 4 beautiful ladies n d bar#
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 7:30pm On Oct 05, 2013
Today I have special dances lined up for u grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by lertee(f): 7:38pm On Oct 05, 2013
fundamentals: *walks in like james bond*....excuse me pls....*talkin 2 barman*....i need 2 bottles of martini....*speaks in british accent*.....with a slice of lemonpeel in each,shaking nt stirred....yes sire*barman leaves* #searchin 4 beautiful ladies n d bar#
Your orders r taken..
**here,drops on the table**
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by fundamentals(m): 8:09pm On Oct 05, 2013
lertee:
Your orders r taken..
**here,drops on the table**
...*pays in pounds*...thanks alot,dis wud suffice.*waitress leaves*....viewing her backside...excuse me pls one more tin...*waitress stops*.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by luvablesam(m): 8:25pm On Oct 05, 2013
Bar man.....beer abeg.,....Naija too worry ooo
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by luvablesam(m): 8:29pm On Oct 05, 2013
Everybody dey strike


RESIDENT DOCTORS
ASUU
NASU
SANU
ASUP

C.AC. DON JOIN TODAY AGAIN


TINS REALLY DEY RED FOR HERE....

BAR MAN....WER U DEY NA....ABI U TOO DUN JOIN STRIKE?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 8:32pm On Oct 05, 2013
Berem no dey? sad off I go!
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:32pm On Oct 05, 2013
mondi_cheeks: Today I have special dances lined up for u grin
can't wait baby... Let's get it started
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:38pm On Oct 05, 2013
lertee:
Your orders r taken..
**here,drops on the table**
hi ehm uhm ehm I need VIP service from you...

***she smiles and turnd around***

**my eyes inking at her butt** VIP service pls
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:42pm On Oct 05, 2013
barcanista: can't wait baby... Let's get it started
tonight we are charging double cheesy
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 11:02pm On Oct 05, 2013
Who dey mi AUZ??
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by uncletbuddy(m): 11:12pm On Oct 05, 2013
donphilopus: waitress abeg burst am 1 kunu make e carry buns take balance am...
Abi i no try?

chai! U no try o.... I no remember whether I try diz combination for secondary school, but diz one fit choke my throat o... Atleast give me zobo and chicken lap if d money no plenty for ya pocket
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 11:19pm On Oct 05, 2013
uncletbuddy:

chai! U no try o.... I no remember whether I try diz combination for secondary school, but diz one fit choke my throat o... Atleast give me zobo and chicken lap if d money no plenty for ya pocket
OMG Y E B say na as My wallet fall just nau wen i dey cum U cum dey demand all dese, ok i dey come mak i run go find am abeg
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 11:31pm On Oct 05, 2013
mondi_cheeks: tonight we are charging double cheesy
quote your figures... I wl need anoda gal 4 donph my guy
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 11:43pm On Oct 05, 2013
barcanista: quote your figures... I wl need anoda gal 4 donph my guy
i will work something out for u
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 11:49pm On Oct 05, 2013
mondi_cheeks: i will work something out for u
ya that wl be wen we go in the VIP lounge for sme firing squad
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 11:50pm On Oct 05, 2013
barcanista: ya that wl be wen we go in the VIP lounge for sme firing squad
today we are doing traditional dances grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 11:56pm On Oct 05, 2013
mondi_cheeks: today we are doing traditional dances grin
we? U and who?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 12:02am On Oct 06, 2013
mondi_cheeks: tonight we are charging double cheesy
You don't disapoint.
Well doubled package,it isn't easy to twist and wind. undecided

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