Which State Can You Find This Kind Of Compound In Nigeria?

There were these two elderly people living in Agbarho. He was a widower and she was a widow. They had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community get together at Unity School. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?". After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered, "Yes, yes, I will." The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?" He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?". He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me to marry him." Follow On Instagram @Ofegonjuwo

What Name Can You Give To This Picture?

A little boy wanted 1,000 Naira badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the 1,000 Naira. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, Nigeria, they decided to send it to President Buhari. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a 500 Naira note. President Buhari thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the 500 Naira and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Aso Rock Abuja. and, as usual, those crooks deducted 5OO Naira. Follow On Instagram @Ofegonjuwo

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Arnold Schwarzenegar, famous American actor and one time governor of California state passed away an hour ago in his house. He died from a gunshot wound when armed robbers attacked him at his resident. Reports have it that the Police have arrested the murderers 25 minutes ago while they were trying to escape with an helicopter and are being arranged for interrogation. This happened in a movie I'm watching right now. Thanks for your attention. I'm off to perturb another person. Have a Sweetened Weekend. Follow On Instagram @Ofegonjuwo

A Nigerian ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by the Russian ambassador. For three days, the Nigerian ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As your stay is coming to an end, it's time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded - you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger." This phased the Nigerian slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers. Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief. The Nigerian ambassador was impressed with the courageous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian ambassador was due to visit his country the next year. When the visit came, the Nigerian ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the quarters, the Nigerian ambassador spoke, "Now, it's time for you to sample our game, Nigerian roulette". He then led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six stunning and Naked Nigerian girls. The Nigerian ambassador said, "These girls are the most beautiful members of one of our states. Any one of them will give you sex, take your pick". The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said, "Well, okay, great, but where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?" With a big grin on his face, the Nigerian ambassador answered, "Two of them has H.i.v." Follow On Instagram @Ofegonjuwo

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njuwo:
Which State Can You Find This Kind Of Compound In Nigeria?

Oyo, Osun, Ogun.

njuwo:
Nollywood What Is This?

I guess the editor meant "Few weeks later" but its a crazy blunder just as Buhari's budget. Lol

njuwo:
A Nigerian ambassador
visited Russia and was
entertained by the
Russian ambassador. For
three days, the Nigerian ambassador was wined,
dined, and generally
treated to the best
hospitality that Russia had
to offer.
On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador
said, "As your stay is
coming to an end, it's
time for you to play our
traditional game, Russian
roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is
loaded - you spin the
cylinder, point the gun at
your head, and pull the
trigger."
This phased the Nigerian slightly, but he was a
proud man of a warrior
people, and to show fear
would be unthinkable.
Both men took their guns,
spun, and pulled the triggers.
Both chambers were
empty, and both
ambassadors breathed a
sigh of relief.
The Nigerian ambassador was impressed with the
courageous game, and
thought hard about the
subject before the Russian
ambassador was due to
visit his country the next year.
When the visit came, the
Nigerian ambassador
treated the Russian with
all hospitality, until the
final day of his stay. Leading him to a private
room in the quarters, the
Nigerian ambassador
spoke, "Now, it's time for you
to sample our game,
Nigerian roulette". He then led the Russian into the
room, the only occupants
of which were six
stunning and Naked Nigerian
girls.
The Nigerian ambassador said, "These girls are
the most beautiful
members of one of our
states. Any one of them
will give you sex, take your pick".
The Russian was not
entirely averse to this
idea, but he couldn't see
the connection with
Russian Roulette. He said, "Well, okay, great, but
where's the roulette part?
Where's the danger?"
With a big grin on his
face, the Nigerian
ambassador answered, "Two of them has H.i.v." Follow On Instagram @Ofegonjuwo

hahahah......very funny " Nigeria Roulette" indeed

njuwo:
A little boy wanted 1,000 Naira badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the 1,000 Naira. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, Nigeria, they decided to send it to President Buhari. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a 500 Naira note. President Buhari thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the 500 Naira and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Aso Rock Abuja. and, as usual, those crooks deducted 5OO Naira. Follow On Instagram @Ofegonjuwo

hahah very amusing.

njuwo:
What Name Can You Give To This Picture?

"Craziest couple" "Blindest love"

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