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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:46am On Feb 26, 2016
Devilish Comedian (The Sequel To Evil Comedian) Episode 6 ------------------- http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/devilish-comedian-sequel-to-evil_26.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:46am On Feb 26, 2016
Devilish Comedian (The Sequel To Evil Comedian) Episode 6 ------------------- http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/devilish-comedian-sequel-to-evil_26.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:03am On Feb 26, 2016
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:05am On Feb 26, 2016
How Nigerians Hell Is Being Run In Hell Fire ------------ ..http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/how-nigerians-hell-is-being-run-in-hell.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:11am On Feb 26, 2016
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See How This Woman's Mind Played A Fast One On Her While With A Man › ..http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/see-how-this-womans-mind-played-fast.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:53am On Feb 27, 2016
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:51am On Feb 27, 2016
How Two Missionaries Were Raped By Their Fellow Men › www.njuwo.com/2016/02/how-two-missionaries-were-raped-by.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:18am On Feb 27, 2016
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:36am On Feb 27, 2016
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:59am On Feb 27, 2016
Matchmaker For Marriage Tells Man To Go Marry An Electronic › http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/matchmaker-for-marriage-tells-man-to-go.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:18am On Feb 27, 2016
Student In Fine Boy Lecturer's Office To Lure Him To Bed › ..http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/student-in-fine-boy-lecturers-office-to.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:15am On Feb 28, 2016
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:27am On Feb 28, 2016
Warri Radio Program Anchor Angry Reaction To The Rise Of Nigeria Economy » http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/warri-radio-program-anchor-angry.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:28am On Feb 28, 2016
Market Woman Complains Of The Increase Of Dollars » http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/market-woman-complains-of-increase-of.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:30pm On Feb 28, 2016
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:16am On Feb 29, 2016
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:59am On Feb 29, 2016
Devilish Comedian (The Sequel To Evil Comedian) Episode 7 › » http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/devilish-comedian-sequel-to-evil_29.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:35am On Feb 29, 2016
Something You Need To Know About Programmers › » http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/something-you-need-to-know-about.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:03am On Feb 29, 2016
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:33am On Feb 29, 2016
So this English couple had a baby, and when it was born it didn't cry like a normal baby. In fact it didn't make any noises at all, no gurgles, burps, crying, nothing. The couple let it pass and thought nothing more of it, but after a year, the child still hasn't made a noise. The couple were a little worried, but decided to leave it a while and see if anything changes. After two years the child still wasn't talking or making any noises so they took him to a. . .Read more. .¿ http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/this-is-kind-of-child-african-parents.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:44am On Feb 29, 2016
A tea company with a new Advert campaign wanted our Pastor to make an appearance in it. "All we need you to say, for 1 Million Naira is, GIVE US THIS DAY, OUR DAILY TEA", said the company's P.R man to our Pastor. But our Pastor refused.
"Okay, 2 Million Naira then?" Our Pastor said "NO". "Will you do it for...Read more » http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/give-us-this-day-our-daily-tea.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:08pm On Feb 29, 2016
A friend asked Ofego, "How is it that you are always funny? What did you do?". I asked God to make me funny to people in prayer, and here I am." Ofego replied. "Ehen, so you mean If I ask God too, he'll make me funny to people like he did for you?". "Of course". Ofego assured. "Okay, I'll test it."
Instead of this friend to. . Read more » http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/laughing-stock.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:43am On Mar 01, 2016
The year was 2011, the exodus of Boko Haram killings in Northern Nigeria. It was the early part of the year and graduates from the previous year after suffering in school were still at home anticipating the last batch of N.Y.S.C before the 2011 elections. The batch soon came out and they scampered to their various schools to check. Bianule rushed to his school. "Young man, what'sthat your name again?" Asked the dean of faculty. "Chukwubiko Bianule". Replied the tall thin guy of twenty-two. "Alright, let's see where you've been posted to!" Said the old man. He put. . Read more » http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/nysc-now-your-suffering-continues.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:29am On Mar 01, 2016
Uti Nwachukwu has a big one. Ofego Akpe has a small one. Splash doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Ali Baba uses his own all the time. Goodluck have one. Sina Rambo has an unusual. . Read more » http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/some-have-big-one-some-have-small-one.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:56am On Mar 01, 2016
Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside.

1. Daddy lied in the church that he had an ancident, when it was Mummy that hit his head.


2. Daddy said Mummy is too wide and he's not a good swimmer. Is mummy a swimming pool?.


3. I think Mummy is still a virgin.


4. I saw an original balloon in Daddy's room but Daddy has spat onit.


5. Mummy was mad at Daddy yesterday because he touched Aunty Kevwe's bum bum.


6. I know why my Daddy is always reading newspapers. So that Mummy won't ask him for feeding money.


7. Daddy has shaved his beard because Mummy said he looked like an he goat.


8. The landlord will never give us quick notice because my mother is his friend.


9. I know when my daddy collects his salary because my mummy will call him sweetheart.
10. Why is Daddy always fighting with Mummy in bed but yet Mummy will say, "Oh, it's sweet!".


11. Sometimes Daddy's thing will go up, sometimes it will go down.


12. Mummy said Daddy is a womaniser. Is it because he works in the ministry of women affairs?


13. Mummy told Aunty Rukky that Daddy gave her gonorrhea, is it truth?. Is Daddy a gonorrhea distributor?


Some parents will kill their child if they find out what they say about them outside.
http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/parents-this-is-what-your-children-say.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:42am On Mar 02, 2016
Devilish Comedian (The Sequel To Evil Comedian) Episode 8


On wednesday Chewing came back to school from home, and was surprised that Otega has changed, he no longer talk to them as he used to. He was now rude and arrogant. The question on Chewing's lip was, "Who did this to my friend?"
Chewing and Fly were coming from the school's library when Fly's eyes caught someone, and started staring. "Fly, who are you looking at? Fly didn't answer. "Fly, let's go." "What are we doing? Is it not going that we are going?" Fly came back to his senses and asked.

They went to eat at the school's cafeteria. As Chewing was eating, he noticed Fly wasn't, instead, he was playing with the food. "Fly, what is biting you?" Chewing asked. Fly didn't answer. "I can help you to stop it. If it's not stronger than me." "Chewing, nothing is biting me. I'm just scared." Fly said. "Scared of what?" Chewing asked. "The lady I told you about that I had an encounter with at the supermarket. Fly said. " What about her?" Chewing asked. "She was the one that my eyes caught today." Fly revealed. "Just forget about her, she's up to nothing." Chewing assured. "Hmm! Someone that charmed me is up to nothing? I don't think so. She's up to something." Fly said.

Voke travelled home to spend the weekend with her Mum, Angel. " Mummy, have you seen Otega for sometime now? " She asked setting up the dinning table for dinner. "Has he transferred from your school to another school?" asked Angel.. "No na!" Voke replied. "Then why are you asking me that have seen him lately?" Angel retorted. "Is he no longer running home?" Voke retorted. "After I promised him a camry for his 18th birthday, he hasn't." Angel said. "I pray he remains like that o. Till he graduates, atleast." Voke said. Mummy, food is ready,come on, let's eat." Voke dragged Angel to the dinning to get the food into their tummies.

"You again?" Exclaimed Otega after opening the door. "Why shout? Aren't you happy to see me?" Forbearance asked, walking into the room. "No, I'm not, leave! Before I shout, RAPE!" Otega said. "Because you are an APE right? You won't try that! Now, come to me, and feel me. Don't you like what you see?" She asked placing her hands on her boobs, and shaking them. Otega licked his mouth. " Hmm! I caught you." She said. "Come on, and make me feel like a woman." Otega fell on her. As he was about to start work, he suddenly felt the urge to urinate. "What? Forbearance asked. "Chai, I want to piss!" Otega said. " Go ahead, and come back fast, please, I'm really Hot, and I don't play with it. I do everything humanly possible to quench it." Said Forbearance. "Let me just piss and come back and help you to quench it." Otega said and went out. He ran as fast as he could, thanking God for saving him from this temptation, and never to return to the house again.

Fly and Chewing were returning back from class when Chewing saw the girl he had borrowed his note to. "That is the girl you are liking and borrowed your note to . Haven't you been looking for her since? Here's your chance, go get her." Fly urged. "Okay, I'll meet you at home. " Chewing said and ran after her. Fly went home.

Forbearance was still waiting for Otega in the room. She had taken off her clothes leaving only her bra and pant on. She laid on the bed. Fly walked in, and without looking back, he bolted the door. As he turned, Forbearance jumped up from the bed and grabbed him, removing his belt. "Please, please, let's do this. I'm so Hot and it's too much for me to bear. Let's do this once and for all please." She cried. "What are you doing here? I can't do this please, stop this! This is not right." Fly said. She finally brought him to start knowing desire and his tone changed to, "Continue with this please, this is right. I can't handle this, don't stop please, fire down! !!!.

Stay tuned for Episode 9.

http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/devilish-comedian-sequel-to-evil.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:44am On Mar 02, 2016

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