Iaz93:

...bro dont worry..it takes time..you cant gerrit!

London versus the entire USA??!

London wins though. The Nigerian Londoners need to preach to ATL's 9ja men about grooming; here, a proper competition is born #shawwwtyissprung

-Mr Cork-:


...bro dont worry..it takes time..you cant gerrit!

-Mr Cork-:



...really?...which US?..am actually in New York right now & i cannot wait to gerrout & head back to London City...All they keep sayin is that they love my British accent and I should show them wot £50 looks like...Londoners cant stand this ugly jerry curls lookin mofos...4real!

Lol, I grew up in NYC so I want to know which part of NYC you are at that you are seeing all these naija guys with jerry curls. Nothing special about britiko accent, they always talk like something is stuck up their a$$

-Mr Cork-:
..sounds like Omolatata is back in Nigeria now...stuck with those homebase 9ja guys..

..anyways..Its nice to know we feel appriciatehed and that Londoners are the choosen one!

Nothing wrong with home based naija guys o. In fact, the guys in Nigeria are cuter n more handsome than naija guys aboard

*faints*

Omo_Alata:
Nothing special about britiko accent, they always talk like something is stuck up their a$$

I'm sure mrcork hasn't even been to london once. Always making noise bout his dreams. Keep dreaming bro

SIRCRESPO: I'm sure mrcork hasn't even been to london once. Always making noise bout his dreams.

rofl

Omo_Alata:

Lol, I grew up in NYC so I want to know which part of NYC you are at that you are seeing all these naija guys with jerry curls. Nothing special about britiko accent, they always talk like something is stuck up their a$$

..Sweeery am at Hotel Pennsylvania in Times Square, just oppsosite madison square garden. I went to Harlem about 2 hours ago and it waz one of the most mofocolic expeperience ever…Saw a bunch of 9ja guys lookin like brick layers askin me if I know a guy called Ola in London…. Ok..Ther are about 1 million Ola’s in London..how the ###’ am I suppose to know a Ola without a last name? sweeery..those guys need help!

...and sweeery..for the record..our British accent gets the ladies anyday...u included (no ofeinsese)

-Mr Cork-:



..Sweeery am at Hotel Pennsylvania in Times Square, just oppsosite madison square garden. I went to Harlem about 2 hours ago and it waz one of the most mofocolic expeperience ever…Saw a bunch of 9ja guys lookin like brick layers askin me if I know a guy called Ola in London…. Ok..Ther are about 1 million Ola’s in London..how the ###’ am I suppose to know a Ola without a last name? sweeery..those guys need help!

lol, you have some serious issues. Since you are in US, you can have urself committed for free. When you go back to london, you will be all brand new

...can wait to go back to Packham..truss me, American Guys need help..

..QUESTION...but why do 98% of guys in Nigeria spek with American accent when they never been out before?..pleasse advise!

-Mr Cork-:
..

British accent:.. ..hi babes.. I have to go now innit!
American accent…..hello mulachi..i garrra goes..
and then we have Homebased Nigerian accent…Hello..how do u do and good evenin madam..…I want to go.

….tell me..how on eath can u compare this with our British accent..Queens english if I may proudly say…huh?


...who do u think a female would be proud of?

Damn!! Cork! LMAO!! Cork is something else!

Lol another Mr.Cork production, great read with my mid-morning tea, amar este hombre.

-Mr Cork-:
..

British accent:.. ..hi babes.. I have to go now innit!
American accent…..hello mulachi..i garrra goes..
and then we have Homebased Nigerian accent…Hello..how do u do and good evenin madam..…I want to go.

….tell me..how on eath can u compare this with our British accent..Queens english if I may proudly say…huh?


...who do u think a female would be proud of?

That is the most annoying word for the planet. I used to talk to this guy, every 5 words you would get "innit". It drove me off the wall, that was one of the reason why that relationship never went anyway. He abused that word too much

Omo_Alata:

That is the most annoying word for the planet. I used to talk to this guy, every 5 words you would get "innit". It drove me off the wall, that was one of the reason why that relationship never went anyway. He abused that word too much

..so u broke up wit a londoner coz he said innit?

-Mr Cork-:





..so u broke up wit a londoner coz he said innit?

yes o

....Serrriously..is it fair??...Is like me breakin up with a babe when I asked her what she waz eating and she said….am chopping Corn..

…ok am thinkin..does she mean Pop corn?

American. I've never taken to Nigerians in England.

-Mr Cork-:
....Serrriously..is it fair??...Is like me breakin up with a babe when I asked her what she waz eating and she said….am chopping Corn..

…ok am thinkin..does she mean Pop corn?

The problem was he overused that word. If you had a 2 minutes conversation with him, you would get at least 20-30 innit in there. It was too much for my poor soul to take. At the time, I was extremely picky

Omo_Alata:

The problem was he overused that word. If you had a 2 minutes conversation with him, you would get at least 20-30 innit in there. It was too much for my poor soul to take. At the time, I was extremely picky

...he probably one of those homebased Nigerian guys who come over on holiday and mess up our swaaaga...is his name Ola?

-Mr Cork-:



...he probably one of those homebased Nigerian guys who come over on holiday and mess up our swaaaga...is his name Ola?

lol, he was a resident there not a visitor

Lwkmfh

-Mr Cork-:
..

British accent:.. ..hi babes.. I have to go now innit!
American accent…..hello mulachi..i garrra goes..
and then we have Homebased Nigerian accent…Hello..how do u do and good evenin madam..…I want to go.

….tell me..how on eath can u compare this with our British accent..Queens english if I may proudly say…huh?


...who do u think a female would be proud of?

Omo_Alata:

lol, he was a resident there not a visitor

...which vistor?...I bet on my £20,000 Range Rover Sports than he aint go back...they usually develop that american accent only after 2 days in the U.S....I juss dont gerrit!!

..I guess am lucky: ...owinig a Nigerian, British and American passport is too stressful!

-Mr Cork-:
..I guess am lucky: ...owinig a Nigerian, British and American passport is too stressful!

so not!

...sadly, I only use my Nigerian passport to travel....aint too bortherd!

-Mr Cork-:
...and sweeery..for the record..our British accent gets the ladies anyday...u included (no ofeinsese)

. U get paper so? I beg make I send u to ambali for liverpool jare.. Mouth too much

Shankboye: . U get paper so? I beg make I send u to ambali for liverpool jare.. Mouth too much

...bro u sound liek those angry taxi drivers....and by the way, this topic is between Londonders & Amricans...no oofeinsese but what are u doing here?

-Mr Cork-:
..ladies,who are the real deal...Seriously!

... 9ja London guys(usually sweet,caring,good-looking,employed,financially ok guys)

... or 9ja American guys (usually Jerry curl wannabe bald headed humty dumty lookin mofo)

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...

Why is dis not yet in d joke section
2 answer ur question, d real deal could b African, American, London,etc


















as long as he doesn't behave like Mr. Cork

daisyella:
Why is dis not yet in d joke section
2 answer ur question, d real deal could b African, American, London,etc


as long as he doesn't behave like Mr. Cork