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The Lawyer by feelgood(m): 11:55am On Jun 01, 2006 |
A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney". |
Re: The Lawyer by spikelord(m): 1:17am On Jun 03, 2006 |
Okayyyyyyyyyyyy,she might stand for that man whenever she wanna divorce the boy's mum or is it me? |
Re: The Lawyer by oxsam88(m): 2:04pm On Jun 03, 2006 |
na wa o, she be professional |
Re: The Lawyer by Zahymaka(m): 5:33am On Jun 05, 2006 |
The moral is: Divorce lawyers squeeze men's balls until they cough up the money for their clients. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Lawyer by baby4u2(f): 6:52am On Jun 05, 2006 |
kai this joke was almost dry. |
Re: The Lawyer by RexioKlasik(m): 6:06pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
Zahymaka: The moral is: |
Re: The Lawyer by Homar(m): 10:13pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
So this joke has been resurated from d dead . |
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