A Christian
lady who lived
next door to
an atheist
There was a
Christian lady
who lived
next door to
an atheist.
Every day,
when the lady
prayed, the
atheist guy
could hear her.
He thought to
himself, "She
sure is crazy,
praying all the
time like that.
Doesn't she
know there
isn't a God?"
Many times
while she was
praying, he
would go to
her house and
harass her,
saying "Lady,
why do you
pray all the
time? Don't
you know
there is no
God?" But she
kept on
praying.
One day, she
ran out of
groceries. As
usual, she was
praying to the
Lord
explaining her
situation and
thanking Him
for what He
was gonna do.
As usual, the
atheist heard
her praying
and thought
to himself,
"Humph! I'll
fix her."
He went to
the grocery
store, bought
a whole bunch
of groceries,
took them to
her house,
dropped them
off on the
front porch,
rang the door
bell and then
hid in the
bushes to see
what she
would do.
When she
opened the
door and saw
the groceries,
she began to
praise the
Lord with all
her heart,
jumping,
singing and
shouting
everywhere!
The atheist
then jumped
out of the
bushes and
told her, "You
ol' crazy lady,
God didn't buy
you those
groceries, I
bought those
groceries!" At
hearing this,
she broke out
and started
running down
the street,
shouting and
praising the
Lord.
When he
finally caught
her, he asked
what her
problem was.
She said, "I
knew the Lord
would provide
me with some
groceries, but I
didn't know
he was gonna
make the devil
pay for them!"