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| The Atheist And The Shark by dashkk(m): 8:43pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
The Atheist and the Shark There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in a horrific splendor, the atheist screams, "Oh God! Save me!" In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?" Aghast with confusion and knowing he can't lie the man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?" The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again. As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back. Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes and bows its head and says, "Thank you Lord for this food for which I am about to receive, " |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by SPIFF(m): 8:24am On Sep 12, 2007 |
that is cool men.keep it up |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by clemcykul(f): 9:26am On Sep 13, 2007 |
dddddiddidssssssssssssssssssssss is fofofofofoffnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy keep it up, may the power of jokes rest mightyly upon uuuuuuuuu, hey sweetie where have thou been? (miggy ur jokes ROFMLO) are very beautiful i fell helplessly in love wid them  KK am desperately enjoyn ur jokes but dont let that head get swollen cos i can see u smiling mischeiviously  (ask me hw i saw u) |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by Migines(m): 9:34am On Sep 13, 2007 |
@kk dis is 9ice @clem thanx girl! |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by clemcykul(f): 1:26pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
am not a girl bot a guyyyyyyyy haba! |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by Migines(m): 1:55pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
Hmmm |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by Migines(m): 1:55pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
Hmmm i dont think so |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by dashkk(m): 7:19pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
clemcykul i love you like my great grand mother |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by Migines(m): 3:25am On Sep 14, 2007 |
Anoda 1? |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by clemcykul(f): 9:33am On Sep 14, 2007 |
i love like conductor lovu passenger i lovuu uu like petrol lovu to catch fire i love u like nigerians lovvveee 1naira i loveuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu my grandie! |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by Kaykerry(m): 12:40pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
this is an immitation |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by Mystique(f): 2:00pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
 |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by jennie1(f): 4:51pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
Extremely nice! |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by dashkk(m): 7:33pm On Sep 15, 2007 |
 thank you all |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by clemcykul(f): 12:08pm On Sep 18, 2007 |
Kaykerry: imitation makes the world go round  |
| Re: The Atheist And The Shark by pisces20: 12:12pm On Sep 18, 2007 |
lol |
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