NIGERIA....MY BELOVED
COUNTRY
• Where our mothers
use ice cream bowls to
store
pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don't
accept flowers for
valentine
or birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur
eyeball, nod hin head
say
notin
dey happen guy". . . If you think u know your country very well, add yours.

• Where a blind beggar
will reject a fake naira
note.
• Where Groundnuts are
sold in BOTTLES and
WATER
sold in SACHETS.

Wia a girl loses her virginity 4 curve1,nw z10 z awt.no patience

where electricity iz a priviledge nd nt a right

olukayoday: where electricity iz a priviledge nd nt a right

lwkmd

Where parents claim
they were always first
position
in school.

Where You Can Be A
Driver For Years Without
A
'DRIVER's LICENCE'

Where government
officials don't know the
national anthem.
•Where Gala and
Lacasera are d best
options wen
stuck in
traffic.

Nice....still love bein a NIGERIA nw FLYGERIAN

almacherish: Wia a girl loses her virginity 4 curve1,nw z10 z awt.no patience

LWKMD dem no knw say a patience dog eat the biggest KuliKuli

Where a governor will be prevented from entering his office

When u load 200 recharge card and get an airplane.
In nigerian movies:ghost will look left and right b4 crossing the road

• Where you are jailed
for stealing Maggi and
given a
chieftancy title for
stealing millions.
• Where we fight for
everything. To gain
admission
to university, to get a
job and worse still to
enter a
bus!

My country where every police station is business center.

Where students pass jamb but will never get admitted into the university

Where prefare fearly used products and say it will last more.

Where people sleep at foreign embassy for visa

• Where u are robbed of
your phone and the
robbers come back for
ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of
GENERATOR shows how
RICH
you are.

9ja my beloved country: where all toothpaste are close up;
Where all noodles are indomie;
Where we ve billionair-politicians dt are nt in d top 200list of rich men in Africa.

• Where you can easily
blame your family
members in the village
for your problems.
• Where rich men must
have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO
ANYHOW U GO SEE
ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a
social amenity.

Wia madman go wake up dy sweep wia eim dy stay
Wia prostitutes go pray b4 work

Where every post on nairaland must have "ENDTIME TINZ" comment

• Where people dey
collect change for
beggar hand.
• Where igbo men
produce Toyota camry
jeans and
Dr'dre slippers
• Where bb torch is sold
in traffic for N12k!!!
• Where bail is free in
police station but u pay
to be released!

My beloved country where results are prepared before the elections

Where job seekers buy jobs

My lovey Nigeria A rich country but citizens are poor

Where law makers are boxers and law breakers

lil jboy: • Where you are jailed
for stealing Maggi and
given a
chieftancy title for
stealing millions.
• Where we fight for
everything. To gain
admission
to university, to get a
job and worse still to
enter a
bus!

lol..even 'keke Napep'

• Where children dey
travel by air free of
charge under plane tyre.
• where 49 passengers
re siting in bus n 99 re
standing
• Where ASUU strike is
an annual student
festival.

Wea our first lady shoots rockets like Astronaut. U knw wat I mean. Wea Police dey run for thieves. Wea Armed robbers are ur fwends nd Police r ur enemy. Wea a 16 yrs old boy plans money ritual. Wea failure is a result of Iya Agbeke's handiwork.U knw wat I mean,lolz.

Wer after graduating from higher institution govt tell yu to go nd learn a handiwork

were a lady who dreses half naked is always regarded as a prostitute or bad girl.....

Romanciella: were a lady who dreses half naked is always regarded as a prostitute or bad girl.....

before wetin u be won call am? NUN?? U need a head check.

lil jboy: before wetin u be won call am? NUN?? U need a head check.

hello lyk criouxly re u ok.......ah dnt tink xo cuz iv u luk at d topic clearly dis is suposed 2 be fun hun....go get a life...duh

Romanciella: hello lyk criouxly re u ok.......ah dnt tink xo cuz iv u luk at d topic clearly dis is suposed 2 be fun hun....

and u spoilt it. . Well, u tried so hard to be funny. . Dummy

• Where strike is
included in the academic
calandar of our public
universities..
• Where ur friend wey u
carry go airport don
reach London and u nefa
reach house bikuz u dey
inside traffic.
• Where Alomo bitter =
sex fuel

in nigerian movie,wia a pesin way wan committ sucide dy fear,wia a pesin shoot himself twice for head befor dyin,wia motor dy jam ghost.

lil jboy: and u spoilt it. . Well, u tried so hard to be funny. . Dummy

u jst as pathetic as ur pic....u nt even worth d calories i burn talking 2 u!