blue from d first day i met u, i knew love was real

diddy u can do better

if your love is death, then i will like to die as many times as possible

Some mnths ago, i was listening to a radio programme in ib, it was titled 'love messenger'. People send txt msgs of all sorts for it to be read out in d course of d programme.
The presenter read out this particular one that got me n ma friends cracking up.

'my love, lets meet at a junction and our combination will be an addition to the nation'

it was actually longer dn ds, bt ds is all i can remember.

@blue

all my life i tot my sister was d prettiest den i saw your face and forgot i had a sister.

@diddy
oh yeah
           
         ** turns head away, expecting to hear more sweet nothings**

when i look in your eyes, i see d only girl dat can make me fly. if your love is poison please give me 12 doses

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

@ blue n badman(nice combinatn), rosco said he's got some lines o.
Badman, u really bad.lol. What a quick conclusn!

anythin is possible u know

@blue

my love for u existed before romeo and juliet and after romeo died, i knew my love for u will never die cuzz u r my heart dat pumps every minute.

u r d sugar in my tea, d hydrogen in my H20, the blood dat runs through ma viens. in short u r my everything.

Where's bol?
Dnt ask me questns blue, its for ur sake am askn.

@blue

if i had one day to live, i will ask dat i rest in your beautiful arms as dat will make me die smiling

@ blue

when winter comes in summer, when the sky turns black, thats when i stop loving u

I put some jam on your toast.

Toasting? a lot of naija boys make me pity them with their lines. It is very painful.
The worst one is when they use pidgin. It makes you want to cry.

LMAO. J-gal, u cracked me. (but i guess dats d point, so if their english is bad, they wldnt have 2 embarass themselves even more)

Baddy, why cant u be as good as diddy *crying her eyes out*.

j-girl my name is baddy its look like you and i can really such, i lost my cool becos u re too hot

Honey please step out to ur balcony, i have a gift as priceless are you are, . . . Oh jerry

domino baby

u tying to put me in trouble, abeg now

this is for u
to my baby bolex:
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
If you're the desert, I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I'll be. It's all good as long it's you I see.
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you, !!
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

i'll climb the highest mountain for you

@blue, twsnt intended gurl.

Badman, u need 2 come up wt better lines 4 Toy!

those are just play stuff, because if i talk now everyone would be attracted here even u self

lol. Baddy, i know you can do better than that

fire dey burn for here oo, na the best toaster we dey do?

Na wa oo, make una tell me when my turn be oo

Play stuff? Ok o
@ashiwaju, its nt a competition per se.

domino, i want it to be a competition. ashiwaju oya - start

Yes its not. its just 2 see how cheesy our vey own NL guyz are.

God, and dey are god dem cheesy, some of dem even better pass dose nigerian touts.

@ J-Gal, u want make dis cheesy lines intensify. Kai u get strong heart oh.

yes they should go ahead as 4 me i would soon be settled hav to set a good exapmle to my wife.

lol. true that. I don't have the heart to take the cheesiness. Oya no competition