Greetings to all my people, its been a long time, don't blame me for being "SILENT" ( like Prof. Humprey Nwosu over the result of the 1993 June 12 presidential elections) it was the job hunt that wanted to "marginalize" and terminate my humour mill like our senators destroyed the FOI bill that wanted to expose their yansh(es)!

It wasn't easy surviving the HBP given to me by Bank PHB, the "jibiti"(pronounced as (GBT) I experienced from GTB, [/b]the [b]Zenith of Intercontinental and Equitorial disapointment I felt when I was denied Access to pounds Sterling but plunged into the First Oceanic [/b]depths of, the list is endless Anyway, its all over now, [b]I have a good job to hold on to and its my prayer that all my fellow brothers will "find their voices" as they get the hotjobs that will land t[/b]hem into [b]naira. Did anybody say "amen"? O ye of little faith!

Talking about naira, its a serious issue.How do you know a guy that is naira-loaded? Ladies, how do you know the kind of guy your bobo is?I want to use this analogy to help in the demystification. Please pay close attention to the following.

The speed dialing function on phones allows you to quickly dial those "close to your heart" many use this phone function but some are yet ignorant of it (like the police are still ignorant of the killers of Bola Ige [/b]YEARSSSS after!)

A [b]Cassanova [/b]will definitely have the numbers of all his girlfriends on speed dials so that he can easily call them. Mind you, he might simply store their names as [b]"sunshine" "pretty pie" "dearest" not because they are dear to him but because its a burden for him to remember their numerous names!He can even store them as "001", "002" etc, ladies, I hope you are paying attention?How did your guy store your name on his phone?

A nice guy with good relationship and family would have the name of every of his family members o[/b]n his speed dial( yes, it shows how dear they are to him)

[b]A pastor (not everyone o) would have the names of his highest tithe and offering paying members on his speed dial.

To cut the short story long an "Ijebuman" [/b]WILL have any (or [b]ALL) of the following numbers on his speed dial:*123#, [/b[b]]#124#,or *556#.Still wondering? of course, these are the numbers for checking your credits on the 3 major networks. An ijebuman is always conscious of his phone credits that he cannot but have it on his speed dial. Again, when an Ijebuman makes a call, his finger is very close to the "END KEY" since he doesn't want any money/call time to waste!

Na wa O! I hope you caught the humour.

I will henceforth, try to remain available and functional (like Adedibu was baba in Ibadan politics until the hands of death took him to another realm to [b]SCATTERDIZE their politics elsewhere!)[/b]

Till we meet again, have a nice s[b]tring of success Springs![/b]