tips indeed.

ETT

Pros & Cons of Office Romance

Pros..

1. You get to see your babe all the time so you know she aint out there triffling whilst you are sweating hard at work.
2. You know how much she makes and vice versa, so she can respect herself and stop asking you for money.
3. You know she gets paid so you can borrow money from her.
4. You can get sex almost anytime you want it.. Plus, there is no sex greater than office sex.. _{#Bucketlist number 2.. after number 1 sex with triplet Persian virgins..}
5. The occasional smooches..
6. She gets to bring you home cooked lunch everyday.
7. Its easy to import her for the night. No long thing, just wait for work to finish, put her in your car and drive her home for the weekend.


Cons

1. Now she can track you... #Monitoring Spirit mode..
2. No more under-gee packages..
3. She knows when money has entered your account, so you cant lie to her.
4. She knows your salary, so when she says she wants a Z30 for the 6 weeks anniversary of your relationship, She knows you can afford it.
5. Its easy for her to move in with you.. Afterall, you both have the same route to work 5 days a week.
6. In a break-up, you are screwed for life.. The whole fvcking office would be turned against you.
7. If your Oga finds out, you are in trouble.. Especially if he has been eyeing her since.
8. Over Familiarity..
9. Higher chances of her carrying belle for you..

Sounds like fun! More pros than cons!

marleymcintosh: She was the cute chic on industrial attachment while i was the new guy fresh from training school. Then, people started calling us husband and wife so i brought their teases to reality by capturing her. Soon i got tired of the steady weekend straffing and office smooching and wanted out because she was acting too desperately...like a fiancee. We stopped talking in a matter of months.
Fastforward a year after, she foung love, got married to my very close pal. He still doesn't know of our dirty little secret.

... And they lived happily ever after dont forget that line

Super story,...No be today

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Business should always be put before pleasure...how does romance feature with work? For me (assuming I was single), I'd be the last person to bring myself that low. Man has got pride, you know?

pastor prosper :
Like seriously y'all need jesus!

Who dat?

vivianc:

Drag him to the rest room and get freaky there. thank me later. *winks*

*thinking out loud* I look forward to b......a..nging my hubby in his office's rest room.

classless

vivianc:

Search no more, for i'm here. I just need you to go to the bathroom and scrub your kini very well with an iron sponge. After then, mix delto liquid with cameroun pepper and rub the mixture very well on it. We gotta get that kini disinfected so that I don't contract staph or gorrno. When you are done, ring me up.

Na wa for u o....lol

When I worked!I bleeped some chicks in my office!don't know if I wud kol it romance or not

don't eat meat where u get ur bread from

Mehn this some crazy sh**t.Almost lost my mind when i tried it but with the high risk involved it was worth the trouble though.

The woman and the man guilty of adultery or fornication,- flog each of them with a hundred stripes: Let not compassion move you in their case, in a matter prescribed by Allah, if ye believe in Allah and the Last Day: and let a party of the Believers witness their punishment.
Al-Qur’an 2 verse 24

Reading some people's experience here o.
I have never had one before and I have no plans of having any. Although I benefit from those that actually want it,I get to eat free lunch,free ride home and free office packages.

lertee: Reading some people's experience here o.
I have never had one before and I have no plans of having any. Although I benefit from those that actually want it,I get to eat free lunch,free ride home and free office packages.

I hope say one day, u no go chop d one wey go pass wetin u fit handle.

3ace: I hope say one day, u no go chop d one wey go pass wetin u fit handle.

How's that possible? Afterall I don't call for it,they are just cheerful

marleymcintosh:

He still doesn't know of our dirty little secret.

SORRY WAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUNDB-)

E dey bring badluck and cripple business, ask oda businessmen like me

I don't see anything bad in office romance, i will rather be part of it than let people tell me their experience. Even in Church i can do it let alone in an office.

Make I hear say beans first indomie done. It could be fun buh kinda childish esp wen d two involved r playing hide and seek, like teenagers.

Can't date my co-worker

lertee: Reading some people's experience here o.
I have never had one before and I have no plans of having any. Although I benefit from those that actually want it,I get to eat free lunch,free ride home and free office packages.

So, na only food & ride abi, you don't want to disclose everything here?
God is watching you oh....enjoy yourself to gaga

just click on my signature and read the story

f rain c: just click on my signature and read the story

Why must I click Ur signature? Can't u type it here?

jay bee: Not ma thing

Tried it one time with just a fling/fun in mind,but dude took it serious come enter 'Monitoring spirit' mode,even talking of marriage(as if i wan know sef). I had to tell him off,not too nicely,and we turned 'emenies'
overnight. Hated the incessant questions that followed afterward.

marleymcintosh: She was the cute chic on industrial attachment while i was the new guy fresh from training school. Then, people started calling us husband and wife so i brought their teases to reality by capturing her. Soon i got tired of the steady weekend straffing and office smooching and wanted out because she was acting too desperately...like a fiancee. We stopped talking in a matter of months.
Fastforward a year after, she foung love, got married to my very close pal. He still doesn't know of our dirty little secret.

grow up!