debosky:

She means 600 milli-pounds

If guys 'keep' their sisters, then technically, only the gals without brothers would be sleeping around and all that, so in my view, they TRY to keep their sisters, but in the end, individuals end up doing whatever they want to. . .you can delay it but if the person wants it to happen, it eventually will.

Like Cristiano Ronaldo's move to Real Madrid??

stillwater:

Lol 43 stones What a caveman!!!!

Can't believe u have blown up ur size from 1 to 43. . . . . ,
Did u rinse your credit cards on Mac-Donalds??
P.S. How are u expected to run when i throw a grenade in ur gantry??

J-girl,
It's been 20 mins na?
haba! you're slacking, wey the gossip?

j-girl:

I just saw him say he's a staunch monogamist.
Try another answer.
Still - try again.
I think you have the hots for him - prove me wrong with a better excuse

And you believe what he says. J girl you can't be that gullible

Jackal:


Can't believe u have blown up your size from 1 to 43. . . . . ,
Did u rinse your credit cards on Mac-Donalds??
P.S. How are u expected to run when i throw a grenade in your gantry??

Who told you big girls can't run?

stillwater:

And you believe what he says. J girl you can't be that gullible

I have faith that with you, Jackal will be a staunch monogamist. You know that's all NL sturvs.

@ Topic
LMAO!
For me, they don’t have to do the keeping away, I do it myself.  The moment a guy says “Are you…are you Lagbaja’s Sister” , I am running the opposite direction, God forbid I should be used for revenge. I have four brothers, so you know avengers are lined up from here to Kalamazoo.

Lmao @ sisikill.

stillwater:

Who told you big girls can't run?

I don't really see how u intend to do that.
Marion Jones or Mary Onyali weren't 43 stones.
Even with a skate-board, an adult snail would breeze past u with the speed of a bullet.

Lol, don't be deceived, don't be shocked when a big girl beats you at the olympics

stillwater:

Lol, don't be deceived, don't be shocked when a big girl beats you at the olympics

Faux!!!!!

Of course, there are female sprinters that would take me to the cleaners but there's no 43-stone woman who wld outpace me in the world.
Stilly, go get a liposuction.

Jackal:

Faux!!!!!

Of course, there are female sprinters that would take me to the cleaners but there's no 43-stone woman who would outpace me in the world.
Stilly, go get a liposuction.

Naa, I love my lusciousness

stillwater:

Naa, I love my lusciousness

Even now i have lost the appetite to WAR with you.
It's so unfair pinching a 43-stone woman.
Dont cha think?

Go to bed

stillwater:

Go to bed

See this lil rat??
How can u tell a whole carnivore to go to bed. . . . . .
I am not a cold-blooded mammal. . . . . .U go to bed.
Last time i checked, u are 19.

The sister they are keeping has been well 'dug out' .

Jackal:

See this little rat??
How can u tell a whole carnivore to go to bed. . . . . .
I am not a cold-blooded mammal. . . . . .You go to bed.
Last time i checked, u are 19.

If I'm a rat, you're a he goat Go to bed!!! You mother wants to tuck you in. I bet you still read bed time stories *hisses*

I will make millions selling your sex tape - he goat mates with rat!

Yuuuuuccckkkk!!! What a dirty mind!!!!

stillwater:

If I'm a rat, you're a he goat Go to bed!!! You mother wants to tuck you in. I bet you still read bed time stories *hisses*

That was funny. . . . . .  . .Mother to talk me in at ma marriageable age?? U are taking the piss.
Anyways, seems u r bored already.
Go and practice trekking as China beckons. . . . .Make sure u do us proud on NL.
You must win the 10,000 metres race.

@ Debosky,

You are so filthy-minded.
Billy goat and a rat shagging??
What a tweak!

you guys should cut out the pretense and do it already

still would you prefer to be a she-goat?

debosky:

you guys should cut out the pretense and do it already

still would you prefer to be a she-goat?

Debo, you are a super-prat!!!
As u all know. . . . . .Jackal is a carnivore and can only EAT a rat.
Will Still be a she-goat?? Let her answer that as u are a hilly billy urself.

debosky:

you guys should cut out the pretense and do it already

still would you prefer to be a she-goat?

I would prefer to give your ants for breakfast.

Is that the new delicacy rats like?

nah I'll pass, but if you have ants in your pants, I might be more useful for that

Jackal:



That was funny. . . . . .  . .Mother to talk me in at ma marriageable age?? You are taking the piss.
Anyways, seems you're bored already.
Go and practice trekking as China beckons. . . . .Make sure u do us proud on Nairaland.
You must win the 10,000 metres race.

You know you beat even the kenyas in long distance races, so stop the modesty.

stillwater:

You know you beat even the kenyas in long distance races, so stop the modesty.

I don't do long distance races. . . . . I do SPRINTS.

Sprinters are often macho looking, so that won't work on me because you are the classic imitation of Haile Gebrselassie build.

stillwater:

Sprinters are often macho looking, so that won't work on me because you are the classic imitation of Haile Gebrselassie build.

Meaning his HEAD is much bigger and out of proportion with his body?

I always knew he was a big airhead

stillwater is a huge tease, just admit you like jackal.

davidylan:

stillwater is a huge tease, just admit you like jackal.

I like you instead.

stillwater:

I like you instead.

I'm honored ma'am.

stillwater:

Sprinters are often macho looking, so that won't work on me because you are the classic imitation of Haile Gebrselassie build.

Hahahahahahaha  U have me mixed-up with ma trainer.
I am the macho-looking, no nonsense black geezer looking the other way.
Peops call me JACKAL because of ma pace on the blocks. . . . .I do 100 metres in 9.93 secs.

debosky:

Meaning his HEAD is much bigger and out of proportion with his body?

I always knew he was a big airhead

Debo, don't compare me to u at all.
You are the big-headed twit. . . . .U can be briefly described as a big drum with 2 broom-sticks under it.
Hell. . . . . U have the same physique as a matured spermatozoan.

Jackal:

Hahahahahahaha  You have me mixed-up with ma trainer.
I am the macho-looking, no nonsense black geezer looking the other way.
Peops call me JACKAL because of ma pace on the blocks. . . . .I do 100 metres in 9.93 secs.

Good to know you're now sitting well with your escape from Nigeria through the desert.

Debo, don't compare me to u at all.
You are the big-headed twit. . . . .You can be briefly described as a big drum with 2 broom-sticks under it.
Hell. . . . . You have the same physique as a matured spermatozoan.

Gosh I just cracked my ribs.

davidylan:

stillwater is a huge tease, just admit you like jackal.

stillwater:

I like you instead.

Oh please!
My TMZ sources tell me that still is confused and still deciding btw jackal and david.



_{Hmmmmm - lemme run now b4 they attack me}