Making Front page on Nairaland for Learners.
Are you a learner If yes,
This is a guide to making front page on Nairaland and staying there for a long time.
Considering the fact that I've not made front page before, I hope am right.
Now let's proceed.
TIP 1
1] FASTING & PRAYER
Do you know the number of people who want to make Front page on Nairaland?
We plenty oooo. Front page tinz dey enta eye. So by Fire by Force, by Hook or by Crook, We have to make Front page.
So my people say afta mii...
“OH LORD MY GOD, ALL THOSE PEOPLE STOPING ME FROM FLYING INTO FRONT PAGE, BABA GOD, FOR MY SAKE, LET THEM RUN MAD”.
Some of you mite say Ah,Ehn, Dat is to much nah etc but believe me it is for your own good.
But make sure you have done at least 50 DAYS OF FASTING or else my friend, na yhur time you dey waste oooh.
49 DAYZ IS NOT ALLOWED!
TIP 2
2] BABALAWO
For does of yhu who prefare to go to Baba for specific reasons, This is for you.
Here are the requirements.
-The Middle claw of a Lion
-The Tail of a Man
-White Cloth{ 1 Metre long }
-Black Cloth{ 1 metre long}
-Aso oke
-Gold or Diamonds
-The Heart of a Shark
-Palm wine
-A New Car for Ifa
-Red oil
-Ororo
-Ata gungun
-Koin Koin { Sponge } ... and some other items that I can't recall.
I will ask Baba 4 the rest.
TIP 3
3] BRIBING THE MODS
This one na 2 SURE. Do me I do you, Scratch my back I scratch yours...
Your a Nigerian. You know as the tin dey go na.
So if yhu scratch the back of the Mods and they scratch yours, I tell you everybody will be happy.
So scratch the back of a Mod today.
My people I dey come, make I go Crack my head and come back with more wonderful Tips.

Welcome back... You this Handsome, Sexy & Confident Fine boy @ Myself.
So where where we?
TIP 4
4] KIDNAPING
Kidnaping is an important aspect of making Front page on Nairaland.
A friend of mine .... “Sodiq Okurin Meta” { I see yhu mehn } said that he Kidnaped a Mod to make Front page.
I said “ Haaaaa, Kidnap? That is a Criminal offence "
Sodiq Okurin Meta said “4get dat side. Nottin dey happen"
And true to his words, anytime Sodiq Okurin Meta wants to make Front page. He Kidnaps a Mod.
If yhu too want to kidnap a Mod, feel free to.
After all, its a free world.

Troglodyte.

Oga wetin bii Troglodyte ?

All those na wash. Just post the topic link to me and pay in 2000naira to this account
ac/name. Nairaland front page
ac no- 0116475622
Gt bank.

Vivly: All those na wash. Just post the topic link to me and pay in 2000naira to this account
ac/name. Nairaland front page
ac no- 0116475622
Gt bank.

Hehehe. Just 2000naira? I don't have change

Xo who hz mde frnt pge recently?