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Make Front Page On Nairaland With This Sure Tips/tricks by Kingclickmedia: 6:59pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Making Front page on Nairaland for Learners. Are you a learner If yes, This is a guide to making front page on Nairaland and staying there for a long time. Considering the fact that I've not made front page before, I hope am right. Now let's proceed. TIP 1 1] FASTING & PRAYER Do you know the number of people who want to make Front page on Nairaland? We plenty oooo. Front page tinz dey enta eye. So by Fire by Force, by Hook or by Crook, We have to make Front page. So my people say afta mii... “OH LORD MY GOD, ALL THOSE PEOPLE STOPING ME FROM FLYING INTO FRONT PAGE, BABA GOD, FOR MY SAKE, LET THEM RUN MAD”. Some of you mite say Ah,Ehn, Dat is to much nah etc but believe me it is for your own good. But make sure you have done at least 50 DAYS OF FASTING or else my friend, na yhur time you dey waste oooh. 49 DAYZ IS NOT ALLOWED! TIP 2 2] BABALAWO For does of yhu who prefare to go to Baba for specific reasons, This is for you. Here are the requirements. -The Middle claw of a Lion -The Tail of a Man -White Cloth{ 1 Metre long } -Black Cloth{ 1 metre long} -Aso oke -Gold or Diamonds -The Heart of a Shark -Palm wine -A New Car for Ifa -Red oil -Ororo -Ata gungun -Koin Koin { Sponge } ... and some other items that I can't recall. I will ask Baba 4 the rest. TIP 3 3] BRIBING THE MODS This one na 2 SURE. Do me I do you, Scratch my back I scratch yours... Your a Nigerian. You know as the tin dey go na. So if yhu scratch the back of the Mods and they scratch yours, I tell you everybody will be happy. So scratch the back of a Mod today. My people I dey come, make I go Crack my head and come back with more wonderful Tips. >>Source>> https://www.nairaland.com/1456104/make-front-page-nairaland-sure |
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