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Gas Flaring by kayowalemi(m): 4:47pm On Jun 26, 2008
a policeman caught a man whose fart exploded.

Re: Gas Flaring by kayowalemi(m): 4:52pm On Jun 26, 2008
Here is the pics he snapped while the man was farting off







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I say down, go down small, down! ! !















Down, down, down! ! !

Re: Gas Flaring by Yusuphu(m): 5:38pm On Jun 26, 2008
Haba this one hard no be small. This kind gas i'm sure must be capable of setting a house on fire grin grin grin
Re: Gas Flaring by kayowalemi(m): 5:49pm On Jun 26, 2008
cari ya house far from him grin grin
Re: Gas Flaring by Jeovy(m): 7:17pm On Jun 26, 2008
hay kayooooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: Gas Flaring by folahann(m): 12:34am On Jun 27, 2008
Kayowalemi
na u be that
[move]tongue[/move]
Re: Gas Flaring by noetic(m): 12:36am On Jun 27, 2008
nice
Re: Gas Flaring by benjay1(m): 12:51am On Jun 27, 2008
This guy can be used as a nuclear weapon.
Damn !!!
Re: Gas Flaring by ituen(m): 5:59am On Jun 27, 2008
Lets keep Kayo from the roving eyes of Osama and Bush

I'm so proud that nigeria has its own weapon of mass destruction. We have to step up and develop this unique gift
Re: Gas Flaring by kayowalemi(m): 9:44am On Jun 27, 2008
the guy is not so dangerous as u think, just make sure u no lit a lighter nor cigeratte beside him. grin grin grin
Re: Gas Flaring by kayowalemi(m): 10:27am On Jun 27, 2008
WHILE IN CELL A SLOGAN: NO SMOKING BESIDE WAS HUNG HIM

Re: Gas Flaring by benjay1(m): 10:39am On Jun 27, 2008
Now WTF is this ?

We aint gay here.
Re: Gas Flaring by kayowalemi(m): 10:43am On Jun 27, 2008
wen did u stop being a gay? grin grin
Re: Gas Flaring by clemcykul(f): 11:30am On Jun 27, 2008
last night i presume
Re: Gas Flaring by folly69(m): 11:40am On Jun 27, 2008
lipsrsealed
Re: Gas Flaring by Jeovy(m): 11:51am On Jun 27, 2008
kayowalemi:

when did u stop being a gay? grin grin

Am not surprise
Re: Gas Flaring by kayowalemi(m): 1:16pm On Jun 27, 2008
Jeovy:

Am not surprise
Me too,
him username sholud be: ben-gay  grin grin
Re: Gas Flaring by aremuobj: 2:23pm On Jun 27, 2008
2poster
hmmmmmm. . . kayo wa na real material and great asset for this country oo. Lets start building nuclear wepon with him.  grin  grin

I can't allow him as a visitor because we use lantern a lot  grin grin
Re: Gas Flaring by aremuobj: 2:28pm On Jun 27, 2008
hay, hay kayo I forgot to ask

do u take petrol instead of water after eating? grin grin
Re: Gas Flaring by kayowalemi(m): 3:24pm On Jun 27, 2008
so u no no say petrol sweet pass coca-cola, try am now and u go dey fart like that henceforth grin  grin
Re: Gas Flaring by mykali(m): 4:53pm On Jun 27, 2008
n a wa o. shocked shocked shocked this wan na rocket launcher.
Re: Gas Flaring by clemcykul(f): 5:22pm On Jun 27, 2008
lol
Re: Gas Flaring by benjay1(m): 9:14pm On Jun 27, 2008
Mad People INC.
Re: Gas Flaring by ituen(m): 6:31am On Jun 30, 2008
all of them MAD, no be small
Re: Gas Flaring by aremuobj: 10:38am On Jun 30, 2008
ben jay u've come here with ya rubbish talk to ridicule good joke

Kayo pls don't mind is just like that we are still looking for what to do about him grin
Re: Gas Flaring by clemcykul(f): 10:46am On Jun 30, 2008
chain his hands and legs and send him forth to yaba, cuss na there correct pple like u full
Re: Gas Flaring by kayowalemi(m): 11:09am On Jun 30, 2008
i hear say that place is full, what of H/Q in Abeokuta, Aro?
Re: Gas Flaring by benjay1(m): 11:14am On Jun 30, 2008
aremu obj:

ben jay u've come here with ya rubbish talk to ridicule good joke


Wetin bring our two naa ? Wetin concern cele and slippers ?
Better focus ooo, b4 we turn this into something else.
Re: Gas Flaring by kayowalemi(m): 11:21am On Jun 30, 2008
i volumnteer to buy boxer glove and boots for u ben-jay. But that guy kill lion with bare hands, che u fit figth am?
Re: Gas Flaring by Jeovy(m): 1:12pm On Jun 30, 2008
I doubt if benjay get power enough to fight even ant
Re: Gas Flaring by kayowalemi(m): 1:18pm On Jun 30, 2008
we go buy him performance enhancing drugs
Re: Gas Flaring by benjay1(m): 1:50pm On Jun 30, 2008
@kayowalemi n Jeovy See them, fly and shit.

Have you guyz ever considered suing your brains for non-support?

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