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Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by tonididdy(m): 1:17am On Oct 04, 2013 |
IGBO-SON:An Igbo man went to the holy land in Israel,while there he visited the sea of Galilee.When asked to take a boat,he asked ''HOW MUCH'' $500 said the boat man.. ''CHINEKE'' screamed the Igbo man and said, NO WONDER JESUS WALK ON WATER... 3 Likes |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by tonididdy(m): 1:21am On Oct 04, 2013 |
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition. An hausa man asked why? The Edo man smiled &said, ccording to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey & need all the food items they can get". The hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "when the food finish, buy more". The yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "add this incase it's not enough". The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin & took the N150,000 notes as a change, then said, "Nwanne, withdraw when you reach dia o...It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy na! Travel well o!" 7 Likes |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by tonididdy(m): 1:25am On Oct 04, 2013 |
IGBO-SON:A naked lady ran into an Igbo man’s taxi. She told the driver where she was going. The lgbo man didn’t start the car but he was just staring at the girl over & over again. The lady saw him and said: what’s ur problem man?? Haven’t u seen a naked lady before Igbo man replied: l am not looking at ur unclothedness, I was just wondering where U kept the money u are going to pay me. 5 Likes |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by tonididdy(m): 1:27am On Oct 04, 2013 |
A Yoruba Man & an Ibo man were caught in Saudi, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer.Dey were arrested n taken 2 D Sheikh's palace 4 judgement. Both were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided Dey should be released after many lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you 2 wishes before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped less than 20 strokes! The Yoruba man thought for a second then said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." And my second wish is that you flog me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was whipped. The Ibo man saw Dis; thought for a second, then said: "Thank u" My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available.":O "If u so desire," the sheikh replied with a puzzled look on his face, , "and ur second wish?" Ibo man replies: "Tie the Yoruba man to my back. 2 Likes |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by babybuzx(f): 1:28am On Oct 04, 2013 |
tonididdy:I neva brush my teeth I for laff and show u chai he is indeed smart. There he innovates dis saying "wot a parachute can do a sch bag can do better\=D/W-O-N-D-E-R-S!!! 1 Like |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by born2boink(m): 1:28am On Oct 04, 2013 |
" A living Dog better than the Dead Lion" ..... " A living beggar better than the dead president" Awesome God, I must be born again someday....... |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by donphilopus: 1:57am On Oct 04, 2013 |
born2fuck: " A living Dog better than the Dead Lion" .....i pray so |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by adeyrule(m): 2:05am On Oct 04, 2013 |
tonididdy: » A lady visited a Sex Doctor WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex. DOCTOR: Ok! give these pills to him. Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea. the woman did and they had sex which they enjoyed. Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea and they enjoyed much more sex. 3rd day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea. Two days later Doctor called to know the progress. Her Son picked and replied: Mom is in coma at d moment, Aunt is in hospital, Maid is suing Dad for rape, My own ass hurts and its bleeding and Dad is still running naked in d garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!! Even the Dogs are running 4 their lives.d person wey post this actually needs a suarez bite,we dey talk beta tin u dey tlk rubbish |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by emmabest2000(m): 3:53am On Oct 04, 2013 |
priscaoge: Abeg dis plane crash gist don do joorr, so many souls were perished wen som hoodlums stormed a College of Agriculture in the North and it didn't make headlines like dis plane crash,because Top government officials are involved person no go hear word. Those students dt lost der lives are they not Nigerians? Are they not human beings? Enof of this plane crash stuff. Ppl roast via road accidents everyday becos of bad road yet no body hear am. I wan go back 2 sch ooo abeg ASUU *Keke,abeg com and take mi 2 Ghana,Naija don tire mi*#crying#Ada Owerri jiri ya nwayo Ghana must go |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by adavetee(m): 3:55am On Oct 04, 2013 |
All of you are too funny. |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by emmabest2000(m): 3:58am On Oct 04, 2013 |
tonididdy: A Yoruba Man & an Ibo man were caught in |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by victorazy(m): 5:13am On Oct 04, 2013 |
tonididdy: Guy u mean our presido na "Ode" Odechukwu! |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by 3ace(m): 5:21am On Oct 04, 2013 |
ANAMBRA11: chineke mekwala'nmadu ebere! Laff don tear my boxersTear your boxers? That must be the work of joystick. |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by Deschil: 5:43am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Must every joke have a GAY inference Sickening! tonididdy: » A lady visited a Sex Doctor WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex. DOCTOR: Ok! give these pills to him. Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea. the woman did and they had sex which they enjoyed. Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea and they enjoyed much more sex. 3rd day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea. Two days later Doctor called to know the progress. Her Son picked and replied: Mom is in coma at d moment, Aunt is in hospital, Maid is suing Dad for rape, My own ass hurts and its bleeding and Dad is still running naked in d garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!! Even the Dogs are running 4 their lives. |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by nerodenero: 6:04am On Oct 04, 2013 |
tonididdy: A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by ChiSun27(m): 6:27am On Oct 04, 2013 |
tonididdy: U dey mad ni. Na my President you dey disrespect abi? God pass all of una. |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by Nobody: 6:38am On Oct 04, 2013 |
tonididdy: In a family a Husband earns 150k every month, n Reported to mods. What sort of infantile attenntion seeking eejit posts stupid colorless jokes on a thread about a plane crash? |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by afangide(m): 6:42am On Oct 04, 2013 |
tonididdy: » A lady visited a Sex Doctor WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex. DOCTOR: Ok! give these pills to him. Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea. the woman did and they had sex which they enjoyed. Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea and they enjoyed much more sex. 3rd day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea. Two days later Doctor called to know the progress. Her Son picked and replied: Mom is in coma at d moment, Aunt is in hospital, Maid is suing Dad for rape, My own ass hurts and its bleeding and Dad is still running naked in d garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!! Even the Dogs are running 4 their lives.Yaba left candidate |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by leonshom(m): 6:46am On Oct 04, 2013 |
I can see priscaoge: Abeg dis plane crash gist don do joorr, so many souls were perished wen som hoodlums stormed a College of Agriculture in the North and it didn't make headlines like dis plane crash,because Top government officials are involved person no go hear word. Those students dt lost der lives are they not Nigerians? Are they not human beings? Enof of this plane crash stuff. Ppl roast via road accidents everyday becos of bad road yet no body hear am. I wan go back 2 sch ooo abeg ASUU *Keke,abeg com and take mi 2 Ghana,Naija don tire mi*#crying# |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by obicentlis: 6:53am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Morethan 20 persons die daily on our Nigerian roads and it has not generated this heat. Am not happy that the incident happened but we should equally give the same attention to road Users too. 1 Like |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by Sunsat(m): 7:26am On Oct 04, 2013 |
priscaoge: Abeg dis plane crash gist don do joorr, so many souls were perished wen som hoodlums stormed a College of Agriculture in the North and it didn't make headlines like dis plane crash,because Top government officials are involved person no go hear word. Those students dt lost der lives are they not Nigerians? Are they not human beings? Enof of this plane crash stuff. Ppl roast via road accidents everyday becos of bad road yet no body hear am. I wan go back 2 sch ooo abeg ASUU *Keke,abeg com and take mi 2 Ghana,Naija don tire mi*#crying#Abeg, talk to them, person no go hear word. No be people burnt to ashes in a luxurious bus some months ago on thier way to East, no be over 100 students was killed by unknown gun men, it still does not make news head line. Nigerians are all illiterate. |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by tayork(m): 7:34am On Oct 04, 2013 |
From agagu to joke forum.....nice one o.#makeide watchuna den |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by Trakame(m): 7:46am On Oct 04, 2013 |
obicentlis: Morethan 20 persons die daily on our Nigerian roads and it has not generated this heat. Am not happy that the incident happened but we should equally give the same attention to road Users too. obicentlis: Morethan 20 persons die daily on our Nigerian roads and it has not generated this heat. Am not happy that the incident happened but we should equally give the same attention to road Users too. obicentlis: Morethan 20 persons die daily on our Nigerian roads and it has not generated this heat. Am not happy that the incident happened but we should equally give the same attention to road Users too. |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by Trakame(m): 7:49am On Oct 04, 2013 |
A public figure waz involve,so stop seein injustice in it |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by Malachy27: 7:56am On Oct 04, 2013 |
...OH WHAT A LOSS!!!!!
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Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by shejane: 8:13am On Oct 04, 2013 |
IGBO-SON: Ar u a sadist mister? Jus asking |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by kensnoop: 8:15am On Oct 04, 2013 |
tonididdy:ha ha ha ha ah ah ahha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I don die!!!!!!!!!!!!! See joke |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by Emmonski(m): 8:23am On Oct 04, 2013 |
[quote author=tonididdy]A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted instantly. The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw d computer screen which read: 'To my loving wife, i know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I 've just been checked in. How are u and d kids, the place is really nice but am lonely here. I have made necessary arrangement for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting u darling. I cant wait to see you.. The Son is presently in coma ;([/y u won kill me !!!!!!!!!quote] |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by Reachyrich(f): 8:27am On Oct 04, 2013 |
that means our presido no get eyez. |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by shejane: 8:28am On Oct 04, 2013 |
tonididdy: Lolz am nt surprise say jona carry skulbag Is expected of him na hahahahaahha |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by JOXY(f): 8:44am On Oct 04, 2013 |
tonididdy: A Yoruba Man & an Ibo man were caught inNo wonder the moderators are fast asleep. But I expect them to block all you have posted when they wake up. |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by Booty4me: 9:03am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Jonathan lol.. School bag hahahahahahah Best thread ever SURE LOL grin |
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