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Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by tonididdy(m): 9:25am On Oct 04, 2013 |
goodmorning nairalandites... MORE FOLLOWERS PLEASE https://www.nairaland.com/tonididdy An Igbo man, Yoruba man and Hausa man who were lost in aforest n were captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get ten (10) pieces of d same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back n said to d king, "I brought ten (10) apples", d king explained d trial to him, 'you have to swallow d fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The Igbo man arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries. When d king explained d trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy, 1,2,3,4 ,5,6,7,8 n on d ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed. The Yoruba man n Igbo man met in heaven. The Yoruba man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with d trial", the Igbo man replied,"I couldn't help it, I saw the Hausa man coming with Watermelons 1 Like |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by tonididdy(m): 9:35am On Oct 04, 2013 |
haaa...this one got meself laffing A newly married Warri babe complaind to her Calabar husband over his aggressiveness and lack of tact in bed. That night as 'oga' prepared for bed, he smiled and winked at her whenever possible; on finally getting into bed, he said to her "...honey, could you please pass me the vergina |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by AdemolaJegede(m): 9:48am On Oct 04, 2013 |
may their souls rest in peace. |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by tonididdy(m): 9:50am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Teacher: who is a pharmacist? Me: raised up his hand Teacher: so its only tonididdy that is the most intelligent student i have in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question eccept tonididdy? (there was no reply from the students) teacher: ok now tonididdy, use this cane and flug them ten strokes of cane each.... Tonididdy: full of happy gave all the student ten hot strokes of cane.... Teacher: oyaa my dear tonididdy tell this dumb student who a pharmacist is... Tonididdy: A Pharmacist is a farmer who assist people. Teacher: fainted ONE WORD FOR tonididdy ? |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by tonididdy(m): 9:52am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Mary : How was your paper Gloria ? Gloria : It was kind of hard; I didn't know the past tense of 'think'. I thought and thought and thought for along time then finally wrote'thunk' Mary : I guess you're right because I wrote thunk after I thought 4 a while.. ... Mary : Shit! And what about the past tense of 'write' ? Gloria : I dont know what I wrote; I think I wrote 'written' Mary : That one I didn't even bother. When I saw the next number asking for the past tense of 'go', I just went out of the Exam Room. Gloria : Me too, when I reached that number I couldn't take it anymore. Those idiots gave us an exam beyond our scope. 2 Likes |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by gracy83: 10:27am On Oct 04, 2013 |
tonididdy: Person don laf die oooo. Jona no wan die tooo |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by gbokukueba(m): 4:08pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Lifted from Sahara Reporter The Irony of life: double wahala for dead body & its owners Before he became a governor, Olusegun Kokumo Agagu was the Aviation Minister under Olusegun Obasanjo. Under his watch Aviation sector in Nigeria became a death trap and a nightmare for many travellers. Mr. Agagu did nothing to revive or help the sector, but he helped his pocket. His dead body “re-died” alongside of his many other family members, a day before his internment. This reminds me of Abdukarim Adisa as minister of Works. Although he was from Ilorin, Adisa refused to fix the Ibadan Ilorin road. Few years later he died in an accident on the same road. I hope all the other imbeciles ruling Nigeria know that life & death can also be a metaphor. Corruption has a way of fighting back, when you least expect it. Fix Nigeria. You will not only invariably fix your family in the process, but your future, and your future resting place. I hope Adeseye Ogunlewe is reading this!!! |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by simdam500(m): 8:06pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
lmaoooo.... interesting jokes guys, let life live life to the fullest(LFLFTDF) *simdam500 say sooo* |
Re: Ondo Govt's Statement On Lagos Crash by itsmine: 7:26am On Oct 05, 2013 |
tonididdy: A man ordered for a voice LWKMD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! despite d mood i dey in |
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