A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.
Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.
"Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007"
"Do you copy?"
Kano tower; - "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"
British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults"
Kano tower; - "kai haba!"
British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that"
Kano tower; - "okay plight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?"
British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead"
Kano tower;- "Walahi?"
British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy"
Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?"
British Airways; - "negative tower, wings wont respond"
Kano tower; - "kai!"
British Airways; - "negative didnt copy that tower"
Kano Tower; - "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin =
fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri"
British Airways; - "Negative, cant activate the landing gear"
Kano tower;- 'wayyo!'
British Airways; - "awaiting order, flight 007"
Kano Towers;- "okay refit apta me"
British Airways; - "okay what?"
Kano Tower; - "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for the dead!)

This joke rocks just like the first time i set my eyes on it ! it made laugh well and i love it for that !

Cheers

i stand for you.ure too much

Re-cycled

i second u man. recycled.

LOL thats funny, its tight still , recycled or not!!

guess u havent read this before but i have.

Why are you acting like some sissy? Its the internet dude!, Dont take it personal,

shut up man, if its d internet, y u yapping like a bitch on my own jokes.


you know what man, whatever, what do i care.

Buhahahah U are one hell of a sissy, you just showed it, Bitching cos u got negative review, sorry bro, thats d way life is, Its tough not always fair!, Take it as it come like a macho man, not like a sissy I bet u aint one!

nahhh, i aint bitching cuzz i got negative review, im bitching cuzz i know why u said what u said punk. u aint got jokes. u aint funny. u just a wanksta bitch.

Dude do me a favour, go jerk off maybe that could relieve some of dah anger aiight, U just some lil ass punk that needs some spanking,

Just so you know, I'd leave ur sissy ass to be bitching, last reply from me. U knw how to shut kids up? U ignore them, U sure deserve one cos ur showing the kid in you have fun lil one

so doz anyone in here understand dummy language cuzz i dont?