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dont touch my wife!!!! by STEVEFAB: 12:01pm On Jul 01, 2008
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A man went to the hospital after a protracted illness and was diagnosed of Cancer of the Liver. Knowing that he was going to die soon, he kept on telling people he had HIV AIDS.
His wife who knew the truth about his illness asked him why he was telling people he had AIDS, and the man said I DON'T WANT THE MEN TO TOUCH MY WIFE WHEN I DIE.


















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Re: dont touch my wife!!!! by Jeovy(m): 3:17pm On Jul 01, 2008
The man jealous reach grave
nice joke
Re: dont touch my wife!!!! by segunpc(m): 4:18pm On Jul 01, 2008
hmm u try small
Re: dont touch my wife!!!! by clemcykul(f): 4:44pm On Jul 01, 2008
jealous thing grin
Re: dont touch my wife!!!! by Nautillus(m): 7:15pm On Jul 01, 2008
hmmm . , no commentstill trying to decise if the joke was ok . . .hmmmm
Re: dont touch my wife!!!! by Nella(f): 7:16pm On Jul 01, 2008
haha, wht a husband! cheesy
Re: dont touch my wife!!!! by kene20(m): 10:29pm On Jul 01, 2008
grin grin grin grin
Re: dont touch my wife!!!! by clemcykul(f): 9:20am On Jul 02, 2008
*laffs hard* angry angry angry angry
Re: dont touch my wife!!!! by beemex(m): 3:26pm On Jul 02, 2008
lol but with just a tooth! ha ha ha ha ha ha
Re: dont touch my wife!!!! by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jul 06, 2008
grin grin funny
Re: dont touch my wife!!!! by troy34(m): 6:53pm On Jul 06, 2008
ah how stingy
Re: dont touch my wife!!!! by clemcykul(f): 10:21am On Jul 07, 2008
but not half as stingy as u

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