a man stoppd at a guest house one evening 2 ask 4 room 4 a night.the owner of d place told him no vacant room.
"pls im stranded here and i need a place 2 put up till morning.i'll pay any amount of money."he said
"i could let u sleep with my daughter,if u promise not 2 disturb her",he said said.
the stranded man agreed.
after a hearty dinner,he was led 2 d room .he undressd in d dark,slipped into bed,and felt d lady at his side.
the next morning he asked 4 his bill.
"it'll be half of wht u should pay originally.
"thanks sir,but ur daughter was very cold" he said
"yes i know,she'll be buried 2day."

omg

He slept beside a dead lady?

some freaky sh.it!

That was something else deadi body abi na zombie ! God forbid
nice one!

it was straight

disgusting

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!
He should thank his stars he didn't try nothin funny wth her.

_{Gettin goosebumps on his behalf}

tht is jus nasty u no. y did d man nt say a word to him b4 making him sleep wit sum1 dead. lol .

;d

men that man is heartless oh if i be that guy i for burnt his to death oh wat nonsense

i dey feel the joke wella

that one na skillz

hmmm,

how are we sure d guy ddnt do it -------

na wah 4 waiting now?

u sure sey man go fit sleep wth woman wthout-----------------

i neva see d man, he must commit touchery

yes ke,

u beta close yaa mouth b4 cocroch go enter

i go even hang stick foe d mouth sef

hmmmmm,hmmm

na wah ooo

u and dis ur dirty self ,i no understnd

wetin u don hear self

you dey disvirgin him already virgin ear

hmmmm

na so?

so na?

u can do beta

only with you