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Akpors Wishes You All Barka De Sallah by sweetiePe(f): 2:08pm On Oct 15, 2013
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Akpors who has dreamt all his life to fly a plane was hired to clean air planes.

One day, he was through with cleaning the air plane. Just when he was about to leave, he saw a pamphlet on the floor titled "How to Fly A Plane".

His joy was to the fullest. He opened the first page and it read:

1. To start the engine push the green button.

Which he did and the air plane engine started. He was so anxious that he could not wait to fly the air plane, he turned to the second page and it read:

2. Push the red button to move the plane.

This he did, the plane began to move.

3. Push the white button to fly the plane.

After hours of flying he was now ready to land, he then opened the fourth page which read:

4. To land this plane read our next pamphlet which will be out next year'. Thank you

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Re: Akpors Wishes You All Barka De Sallah by Jostico: 2:19pm On Oct 15, 2013
great quotes bro

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